Because.
-points a thumb at a big tube behind her- Zhat's a DNA Scrambler zhat makes clones.
Combine multiple peoples' DNA- can be more zhan two- into one unique person of your own design.
Ist how I vas made.
Like all clones back home.
Anyvay- ve don't have harpies back home. So I vas vondering- for science- vhat I could do vith it.
By your guitar, right.
... Basically it's gladiatorial combat.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postDankeschun!~
Oh- my name's Dr.9, by zhe vay.
-she takes the feather and places it inside a receptacle on the machine almost immediately- Oh- I cannot vait for more dummy runs to experiment vith~ And maybe expand my catalogue vhile I'm here...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI can clone her straight from a single source for a copy of her from vhen she vas alive...
Zhough I'm sure if I add somevone else, I could remove harpy traits here and zhere...
Ist like a puzzle building people, vhen you remove somezhing- you probably have to replace it vith something else. I've done it a few times before. At least... vell I think I'm up to three at zhe moment. Two of zhem are still alive, one of them had to be incinerated.
Because my bosses didn't like zhat vone...
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postI mostly try not to make fully thinking people vith zhis.
Don't vant to play god too much, after all, ya?
But I am considering re-visiting zhat incinerated vone... I still know how I made him. Zhey made me delete zhe exact combinations... but I could remake him in secret.
He vas designed to be zhe ideal gladiator.
But maybe... he can be zhe ideal soldier. A jack of all trades kind of idea... or as I liked to call him. Trades.
edited 9th Dec '17 6:45:09 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postIt's non-lethal, though!
Well... unless you're a robot that isn't a pro...
Otherwise we get off death-free. Despite a lot of guns and stuff.
Pleasure to meet you!
Now- considering zhe fact zhat you said she's your ancestor... I'm guessing zhat's vhy you said you're interested in zhis.
edited 9th Dec '17 7:18:15 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postIt's violent-looking but- from what I know off of my organic peers.
It's mostly tiring, not painful. The shields take the brunt of anything.
And really, there's not a single point in the match where you don't have shields. Even the 'health' of a pro is just another kind of shield.
... Do you- have sci-fi? Because honestly you should probably be thinking of that when talking to me.
Vell... tell you vhat.
If you vant to have changes on her- come back to me vith say... three more DNA samples from different people around zhis room.
Consider it payment for zhe service, ya?~
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postHonestly, I've been thinking of buying a recorded match- just to show what I mean.
Well- and to entertain people with it, I guess!~
The best ones don't have me in them though- I'm in the lower-leagues.
Doesn't it just!
Vell- I'll let you decide who to source zhem from... for a challenge zhough- It can't be from yourself.
And I'll be checking yours against hers for similarities- so no pulling a fast one, ya?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postWell... yeah. A lot of Monday Night Combat takes place in America. But arenas are nearly everywhere- it's very international.
Mmm!
I'd say no using zombies either... if only because zhey might not be zhe best subjects, y'know-?
Probably dead for a reason.
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