... I get the feeling that didn't have the best response, did it...?
-thinks for a moment-
... Let me guess, for a moment here. Though this programming's kind of outdated- haven't updated it for a few months, because i usually don't have to use it in my jobs...
But if you were to talk to me, you wouldn't be using your voice... because you don't have one, right-?
... In which case- I'm really sorry, because- that might have been the absolute worst intro I could've possibly done. Uh- is it too late to blame the fact that I'm an A.I?
Oh good, you have eyelids. Zhat means you can close your eyes and vait for zhis to be over, ya?~ -smirks-
... Zhough you're not veally being hostile, are you.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... Zhat's probably your master or somezhing- or a SO.
-she goes to open the door, holding her ray-gun in one hand-
... What parts is that saying yes to...?
Tell you what. -she claps her hands together and stretches out a holographic keyboard with her hands, and lets it float in the air between them-
Just type on this, and hit enter when you're done with a message- it'll be like a chatroom!
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postZhe amish vere viped out in zhe nuclear fires because zhey didn't believe in technology- and so had no radiation bunkers.
You're thinking Outlanders, vhen it comes to my vorld specifically.
But I get vhat you mean!
Come in here and grab her, zhen. You might need a ladder.
I'm a Hard-light hologram~
Well- physically. But otherwise I'm an A.I. An artificial intelligence.
Think... robot.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... 10/10 on the dismount. 0/10 on the landing.
You need to train her better.
Ah- good!
But- yes. Basically I'm lines of code.
You just see me like this because I'm made out of hard-light.
You can give me high fives and shit, because of that. I can also switch to a soft light mode but... only for a limited time. That might be the type of hologram you're more familiar with- where physical objects pass through them.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... Really?
With wings?
... I'll just take that as a 'you got it' kind of thing.
But- yes! That's what I am... in an existential kind of way...
... But I am a musician. Well- specifically an idol.
... But also a Pro. Like- you might have overheard when i was talking to Aichi.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post... Let me take a stab in zhe dark.
You took a dead harpy and brought it back to life to serve you food.
Vhy not do a skeleton? At least zhey can be more hygienic.
You can have clean bones.
If you're going to do necromancy, at least be smart about it... -thinks for a moment- ... can I borrow a piece of her DNA. For science.
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-Solace slapped out a three-note response-
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