Just gotta set up a little home cinema... probably in my room. It probably hasn't been touched.
But Nine it's been months-
Eh- trust me, vith how weird zhis place is, I've just assumed zhat zhere's some space-time stuff going on vith accommodation.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postYa, I know. Like- have you ever thought about how big zhis house vould have to be, for none of us to share bedrooms?
Yet it only takes about a minute or two to get onto zhe roof.
So zhere's only one upstairs floor before zhe roof presumably, right?
Vhich vould mean zhe general size of the building vould have to be wider and longer zhan higher.
But... it still feels like a normal house, and not a big compound.
.... I really prefer not to think about it, honestly. -he shrugs, as his food reaches completion-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postVell of course. Like zhe rest of it.
Like zhat forest probably goes on forever for all ve know. Or maybe it loops back around like a small globe.
Zhough, ve'll never know for sure. Such research vould take weeks or months, and who has zhe time for zhat shit?
Doesn't matter, ve should just chill.
-he's eating chicken wrapped in bacon now, and some fries-
-and churros are being prepared-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

"Why, certainly. I have my blueprints ready as we speak."
"...Son of a bitch."
edited 9th Dec '17 1:09:28 PM by Randomman5