-A voice pipes up from right behind Jess-
Erm... Is he botheringses you?
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Sigh-
Ahem...
HOW MANY TIMESES DOES MOMMY HAVE TO TELLSES YOU NOT TO SNEAKSES UP ON RANDOM STRANGERSES? CUTSES THAT OUT OR YOU'RE NOT PARTICIPATINGSES IN HUMAN SACRIFICES FOR THE NEXT FORTY CENTURIESES!
-The "tree" abruptly stops poking and its branches all drop down, looking sheepish-
Now go to your roomses!
-A portal opens up right under the creature's feet and it is swallowed-
-Zoop-
-The portal closes-
Sorry about thatses. You know how kidses are, nothing but trouble.
edited 5th Dec '17 12:36:35 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Ah, you knowses. It's not a cult without themses. You abduct some infidel, placeses them on the altar, and then... Stabbity, stabbity, stab!~ The cultistses have been getting pretty sloppyses lately, I haven't had a virgin in so longses. Guess they are hardses to come by nowadays. Sigh...
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."But it boosts moraleses! Besides, what is an Outer Godses without some sacrifices? In the last millenniases Yoggy got four timeses more sacrifices than me. I was mortifiedses when we tallied them! Been tryingses to get that number up, y'knowses?
edited 5th Dec '17 1:05:40 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."... Must be yet another difference in culture that I was unaware of.
However despite how offended I am I do not think there is anything I can do to prevent it. So I will just change the subject.
Who are you?
Sounds like those scary stories allen reads...
edited 5th Dec '17 1:12:01 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!-Shubby is not a tree, silly, the tree is grounded in his room-
Oh, I have many nameses. Some call me Shub-Niggurath, others preferses Black Goat, and a few even sayses (HELLISH HIGH PITCHED BUNCH OF SCREECHES, GROWLS AND CLICKS). But you can callses me Shubby. Nice to meetses you!
-Extends hand-
edited 5th Dec '17 1:18:25 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Oooooooh, so many new peopleses!
-Produces a third arm from her abdomen and shakes hands with all three people at once-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-The extra arm retreats into Shub's body-
(@Mia) Oh dearie myses, if only you knewses...
-Shubby has many children-
-Many, many children-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."Well, actuallyses...
-Poof! A photograph materializes in Shubby's hand in a puff of black smoke-
This one was takenses in the last picnic tripses! Aren't they cuteses?~
-Hands Mia the picture-
-It appears to be a photo of a misshapen mass of tendrils, goat legs, eyes, mouths, and several unidentified appendages-
edited 5th Dec '17 1:53:20 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

It's not going to set fire the moment you don't look at it, y'know?
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post