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n3rd_d4sh Since: Oct, 2014 Relationship Status: Gone fishin'
#1287501: Dec 4th 2017 at 4:05:40 AM

Hmmm...Well, I better make myself some dinner. Nick said as she walked into the kitchen to cook up a small meal.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1287502: Dec 4th 2017 at 4:13:14 AM

-Jovek wanders over to the kitchen, all four of his eyes strained from watching TV all night-

<One day, I'll figure that trick out...>

Deer
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287503: Dec 4th 2017 at 4:19:09 AM

(Michael notes Nick's apparent need for food, and snarks to himself.)

Huh. People usually react to that...

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1287504: Dec 4th 2017 at 4:22:03 AM

-Jovek pours a bottle of cola into a bowl and places it on the floor-

-Which he then steps in-

<It can't just be simple memorization. Those humans had to have calculated every expense in their head instantly...>

Deer
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1287505: Dec 4th 2017 at 10:42:43 AM

-jess walks in after the alien deer dude-

-she's staring at the alien-

...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287506: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:03:27 PM

-Missy is sat on the couch in the main room-

-apparently playing a mobile game-

Dammit- I don't have enough bacon to continue!? Do I really gotta buy more... Hate this game sometimes...

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G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287507: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:05:38 PM

(Hey, Missy, guess who's just turned up?)

(It's Michael.) Hey, Missy. What's that you're playing?

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287508: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:11:38 PM

It's just one of the many mobile games that pretend they're Monday Night Combat Brand but really aren't... bacon's not trademarked, so of course it's the currency.

Not like the coins on the actual field.

I've seen one with Churros as the currency too.

I think this one's called like- Tuesday Morning Beatdown. It's a fighter and the developers clearly never actually watched a match of Monday Night Combat in their lives.

Which honestly! Pretty impressive. Well- or it's just a sign of how poor they are.

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G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287509: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:15:19 PM

Uhhhhh, okay, then.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287510: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:17:22 PM

Oh- right. I don't think I exactly told you.

I'm one of the Pros on Monday Night Combat!~

It's this pay-per-view gladiatorial combat show.

Super popular, even in the lower league like I am.

But even though I don't have the mega league pro's lifestyle, I make up for it with my music career~

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G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287511: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:23:41 PM

So you're a singer and a warrior?

And people watch you fight to the death?

...That explains your backup bodies.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287512: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:27:10 PM

Oh no, my backup bodies are in case of main hardware failures.

And MNC exactly to the death.

Pro's are eliminated not killed.

And like- you can expect someone to be eliminated at least once in a match, but everyone comes back.

It's how you have careers where you can lose.

Because who'd throw a whole lot of money at someone just for them to die over a silly little mistake?~

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1287513: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:36:34 PM

-jess just stares at the strange game device missy is holding-

...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287514: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:38:23 PM

That's true, even if that particular source of revenue is downright unethical by my world's standards.

(He shrugs) But it's not really my place to say that, is it?

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287515: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:41:41 PM

So, did your world ban boxing and wrestling, Michael?~

It's only as dangerous as those two.

And most of the stuff shot at in a Monday Night Combat arena is bots.

They're the crucial thing, because only bots can take down the shields on the opposing team's moneyball...

-it's certainly weird, Jessi... and actually kinda looks like it isn't there... and that it's playing itself, despite Missy talking to Michael?-

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G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287516: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:47:05 PM

I don't think so? I don't normally pay attention to sports.

But I obviously understood wrongly on what you actually do, so I apologize.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287517: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:51:38 PM

It's all pretty faked.

Sure we've got guns and we shoot at other people.

But our shielding's good. The crowd knows that everyone has shields, and then their 'health' but the 'health' is really just a secondary shielding system.

After that's gone- you're teleported out of arena while the crowd gets to see a hard-light copy simulate the last hit and ragdoll from it.

That's how it goes for everyone, robot or gorilla, and it keeps the arena nice and clean.

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thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1287518: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:53:55 PM

-Artemiy is out picking herbs-

-Monika is practicing something on a piano in the basement-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1287519: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:56:31 PM

Strange.

...?

-FOLLOW THIS PIANO NOISE-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1287520: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:58:26 PM

-it's a nice little song-

-Monika is focused on it for now, not noticing anything else-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287521: Dec 4th 2017 at 12:59:29 PM

Hmmm, sounds like a highly advanced evolution of a simulation system.

That's surprisingly brilliant.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287522: Dec 4th 2017 at 1:02:51 PM

And y'know- worse comes to worse. Most of the pros are clones.

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1287523: Dec 4th 2017 at 1:04:02 PM

I like these sound waves put together called song you have somehow imagined with your mind and are using your fingers to activate specific notes on the musical decide called a instrument with this specific one being known as the piano.

edited 4th Dec '17 1:05:30 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1287524: Dec 4th 2017 at 1:06:27 PM

Clones? As in, actual human clones?

Your producers have thought of everything.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1287525: Dec 4th 2017 at 1:08:20 PM

Psh. Yeah.

Besides- why wait for someone to walk through the door when you can make a person?

We can create individuals with cloning.

I know people who's parentage, due to being a clone and all the splicing, reaches the tens in how many parents they have.

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