Well, if you must know: Someone's messing around with apparently dangerous crystals, and I'm trying to figure out why this freaky science experiment started harassing one of my friends.
And please just stop with the nicknames, little miss bumblebee bot.
Just trying to talk some sense into this rather annoying buzzer bot.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."Fiiiiine no more nicknames.
Also: Holy crap Michael, have you ever heard of like. Actually telling people about that kind of stuff. I'm near-defenceless it's important for you to not hide dangerous stuff!
No time to have problems with communication.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postForgive me if I have trust issues with half the people here, then.
(He is very tempted to bonk whoever said "mating rituals" on the head.)
That makes two of us.
(He does put a hand on his forehead, wincing a bit.)
edited 2nd Dec '17 10:21:15 AM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."Did you do anything else, Friend?
So just that. I'm surprised that he doesn't want to do it. I mean we did it once in the hospital so...
Our friends can be strange, Mia. I hope you have good babies with him.
Oh I'm sure we will when we're older! And they'll be cute!
-must be that girl who is scruffier than mia micheal-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Outside (Erin)
-Oh, that makes sense.-
"A marketplace? They must have something good to get for Christmas then!"
-Erin considers trying to ask where the mall was, but she quickly realizes that she doesn't have any money... It would have been with her caravan...-
"Oh man, I just realized... I'm not going to be able to get anyone any gifts without any gil!"
-... Not that she knew that many people to give gifts to here, but she wanted to celebrate with everyone.-
-was going to comment on Michael's distrust before she heard the conversation between Mia and her friend- Woooowwww. TMI. Keep that kind of talk behind closed doors and private forums.
I do not need to know more about human reproduction. Trust me, my fans have well-informed me.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-to Michael- Yes, yes I am seeing this.
-to Mia and Jess- Also- I'm an A.I not a robot... I just have a robotic body right now until I can figure out who to mooch a hard light field projector off of. Until then I'm just going to be bored and salty over my lack of hands.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postHello.
Isn't she nice?! I met her a couple days ago! -she hugs her friend and rubs her head on hers affectionately-
-she just smiles and holds still-
Yes, we met two earth days ago and discussed the complexities of human history in pictures.
... You seem disturbed by my presence stranger. Are you well?
Oh he's fine! He's a grumpy grumpy! You're perfect!
-missy- I see, I hope you find someone you can parasitically leech money off of and get a new better body to use.
edited 2nd Dec '17 10:47:41 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Then I hope you find your hard light emmiting holographic technology.
You're a grumpy grumpy! That's what I said!
The person who is Micheal Tapferine is not grumpy grumpy, friend Mia. He is for some odd reason disturbed by my normal human behavior.
Well you don't need to worry about him! You are a popular lovable girl and everyone at home likes you!
I am not worried about my social status in the high part of the food chain in the teen social groups.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!-but of course normal humans talk like that micheal! she's just a special case!-
-or the sudden charisma and something in the air tells you-
She's just learning english you meany! She's from another country!
I am sure you will find someone who can do that here then Robot who's name I do not know yet.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

(Not a fan of the nickname, but whatever.)
Obviously.
Heh. You alright?
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."