"Demon King of the Sixth Heaven..." that explains a lot. And... it'll have to be a sword used for seppuku, if that's the case.
...Anyways. I have something I need to take care of. I trust you four can actually come up with strategies. Play nice while I'm gone, alright?
(walks off, breaking into a sprint when she's out of sight)
("Oh my god I left the stove on... I'm not losing focus because of her, right?! Focus, Muramasa, focus...")
gtg
edited 26th Nov '17 4:47:31 PM by foxmccloud4387
Roof
-Suddenly, a piercing noise echoes in Link's ears.-
-It resembles a ghostly wail or pained moan, seemingly that of a very distressed young woman.-
-It appears to come from directly behind him.-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Sitting directly behind him, on the other side of the roof, is a female figure.-
-It is not close enough to be clearly discerned, but it appears to be pale woman with long, stringy black hair. She sits with her back turned to the fair-haired hero.-
-She's huddled into a fetal position, her face resting on her knees. She seems to be sobbing.-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-Following the sound of Link's voice, her sobs are suddenly silenced with a breathy gasp. The woman slowly turns around and faces toward the young warrior.-
-Using a white, bony hand, the woman brushes away the hair strands covering her face.-
-Revealing a blank in lieu of any facial features.-
-It is then when Link notices that the being does not have any humanoid legs. In their place, there are what appears to be the hindquarters of a goat, covered in coal-black fur.-
edited 26th Nov '17 5:50:46 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."-No use trying to reason with such an alien being.-
-The bizarre being slowly approaches Link.-
-It stops a couple of meters away from him and silently "stares" at the boy with its non-existent eyes.-
edited 26th Nov '17 6:48:58 PM by WackyPancake
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."...
-Despite its apparent lack of a nose, sniffing noises can be heard coming from the creature.-
-Seemingly alerted, the creature gets on all fours and arches its back, in a way not dissimilar to an angry cat.-
...
-With an unearthly hiss, the creature viciously lunges at Link.-
"I like girls, but now, it's about justice."

(sighs, turning to Sam)
All things considered, staying alive is the best way to help. If you go down or somehow lose your vitality, your Berserker won't be able to fight.
And... yeah, you've got a point. What time is it right now? Like, seriously?