So... the ultimate holiday for the 21st century.
(Muramasa's outfit and swords make her look like she got plucked out of feudal Japan or something)
Ghh—!
(Lancer jumps back at the last possible second, the katana getting a shallow cut across his chest)
(but he manages to keep his footing and momentum after a brief stumble, still a blue blur and now moving towards what Shadow may recognize as the mall area)
Not bad, not bad... I really wish my Master didn't hold back my spear, and that I didn't have to bring other people into this... but you leave me no choice!
(okay now he's led you into the mall, which is crowded tonight thanks to Black Friday preparations... as well as full of panicking civilians thanks to the Sudden Blue Blur)
(K-man) ...I... you know what, just ask that Master over there, I bet he knows!
(Sam) Wahaha! I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Oda Nob— I mean, Demon Archer-chan! And I am twice the divine wind that your Berserker is!
(snorts)
The price to pay for 21st-century technology. Like the Internet. And toilets.
...Heh! Closing so many doors in so little time? I had a feeling that was Innate Time Control. And I've always wanted to beat the shit out of Assassin, so...
(Lancer, rushing towards Shadow, picks up... some lame-ass Aquaman toy trident to promote the Justice League movie is he seriously even)
Ehwaz!!
(the toy trident turns to steel, just like the tree fragments before it, and Lancer throws it overhead at Shadow)
(his plan - use it to distract Shadow, get his guard down for a moment)
...Heh! Let's go!
(she POINTS, and a trio of muskets appear above and to Berserker's sides)
(he's got a second to react to them before they all shoot at him point blank)
...Well, look at it this way. No superfluous money means that the money you do have can let you get by.
(pivoting on his heel, Lancer practically snarls before unleashing the ORAs on Shadow)
(like, literally, he's using a pummel rush straight out of Stardust Crusaders)
Ora, ora, ora!
Well, you could go worse. Like, peasants would be wholly content eating rice and nothing else. Bland, but if it filled your stomach for the day...
Ghh—!
(Nobunaga barely avoids getting a faceful of Electric Axe, but only by sidestepping and using one of her muskets as an impromptu parrying implement)
(but now she's moving behind him and reaching for the katana at her belt, throwing an iaijutsu strike at Berserker from behind)

-Shadow jumps off right towards Lancer as the board catches fire and okay where in the fuck did he get a sword-
A goddamned katana is an unlockable bonus weapon in Shadow the Hedgehog and I just had to.
"Okay, okay no. Black Friday is a fucking massacre and if you think I'm gonna risk my goddamn life for a discounted Nintendo Switch then you are absolutely right."