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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1285101: Nov 23rd 2017 at 8:51:09 PM

-Shadow jumps off right towards Lancer as the board catches fire and okay where in the fuck did he get a sword-

A goddamned katana is an unlockable bonus weapon in Shadow the Hedgehog and I just had to.

"Okay, okay no. Black Friday is a fucking massacre and if you think I'm gonna risk my goddamn life for a discounted Nintendo Switch then you are absolutely right."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1285102: Nov 23rd 2017 at 8:52:32 PM

<...! I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!>

-The alien bows his front legs-

<I didn't mean to phrase my words so rudely. You looked... hurt...>

<Black... Friday? Oh! I've seen a Switch before!>

edited 23rd Nov '17 8:57:24 PM by Tatsumar

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1285103: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:23:14 PM

So... the ultimate holiday for the 21st century.

(Muramasa's outfit and swords make her look like she got plucked out of feudal Japan or something)


Ghh—!

(Lancer jumps back at the last possible second, the katana getting a shallow cut across his chest)

(but he manages to keep his footing and momentum after a brief stumble, still a blue blur and now moving towards what Shadow may recognize as the mall area)

Not bad, not bad... I really wish my Master didn't hold back my spear, and that I didn't have to bring other people into this... but you leave me no choice!

(okay now he's led you into the mall, which is crowded tonight thanks to Black Friday preparations... as well as full of panicking civilians thanks to the Sudden Blue Blur)


(K-man) ...I... you know what, just ask that Master over there, I bet he knows!

(Sam) Wahaha! I am the Demon King of the Sixth Heaven, Oda Nob— I mean, Demon Archer-chan! And I am twice the divine wind that your Berserker is!

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1285104: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:26:19 PM

"Mhm, it's...s'great...capitalism at it's finest."

"Damn. Not here. Chaos Control!"

-In a flash, the stores are barricaded or otherwise closed, obviously to prevent people from getting in the way of the fight-

-And Shadow is on the other side of the room, holding that sword-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1285105: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:28:17 PM

<May I celebrate this holiday?>

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1285106: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:31:16 PM

Mall

(watches as her store's closed by Shadow as she's about to leave) What-what is going, um, on here?

Outside

(doesn't respond to Demon Archer but listens to the Servants talk)

{Masters? What on Earth is she talking about?!}

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1285107: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:35:28 PM

(snorts)

The price to pay for 21st-century technology. Like the Internet. And toilets.


...Heh! Closing so many doors in so little time? I had a feeling that was Innate Time Control. And I've always wanted to beat the shit out of Assassin, so...

(Lancer, rushing towards Shadow, picks up... some lame-ass Aquaman toy trident to promote the Justice League movie is he seriously even)

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1285108: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:35:50 PM

"There's only one way to cook meat in Berserker's house..."

Raising his arm, a massive, sparking, golden axe forms.

"Fried to a GOLDEN crisp!"

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1285109: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:37:09 PM

"That's right, keep making me mad..."

-Shadow's body glows red for a second as he readies his katana-

"Sure, anyone can celebrate, just...head to a store and buy something super...superflu...you don't need.'

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1285110: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:38:26 PM

<Ah! It's that simple!? I... I gotta buy something!>

<... Oh, but I didn't bring any money...>

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1285111: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:39:02 PM

"Then we're even, 'cuz I don't have any either! Ehe! Ehe...my happiness is a hollow lie..."

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1285112: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:44:07 PM

Clearing

(Kinnikuman covers his eyes to protect against the blinding golden axe and attempts to get out of Berserker's way.)

Mall

(starts knocking against the metal in an attempt at getting someone's attention.)

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1285113: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:44:30 PM

Ehwaz!!

(the toy trident turns to steel, just like the tree fragments before it, and Lancer throws it overhead at Shadow)

(his plan - use it to distract Shadow, get his guard down for a moment)


...Heh! Let's go!

(she POINTS, and a trio of muskets appear above and to Berserker's sides)

(he's got a second to react to them before they all shoot at him point blank)


...Well, look at it this way. No superfluous money means that the money you do have can let you get by.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1285114: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:47:06 PM

<Huh? You really don't sound alright. We should get you to a doctor...>

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1285115: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:47:11 PM

"See, you'd think that but like...I've got really fucked up priorities and stuff..."

-She just flops over onto her back-

-...He just side-stepped it-

"You're slow."

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1285116: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:48:39 PM

...

-sam stares like he knows the full thing, but he goes into hiding-

Don't leave any weakspots Gold Berserker!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1285117: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:50:13 PM

With a calm, confident swing, Berserker swings in an arc, wide enough to slam the muskets- or at least the muzzles- to pieces, before making an advancing dash on Demon Archer.

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1285118: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:51:33 PM

<Your priorities don't change that you're unwell! ...!>

-The Andalite barely avoids getting squished-

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josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1285119: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:51:48 PM

Mall

(still locked inside her store) Let me out! (continues hitting the shutter door) I have to go home soon!)'

Outside

(Kinnikuman watches the fight play out from a safe distance.)

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1285120: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:52:27 PM

(well... that sidestep is putting you right in the path of a clothesline courtesy of the dashing Lancer)


You find something pretty, and pay for it with your next three breakfasts?


(Demon Archer grins, kicking off backwards and summoning a pair of muskets in her hands, shooting at Kintoki with both)

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1285121: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:54:22 PM

"Basically! I'm like, 30% instant noodles at this point..."

"Clever!"

-Shadow ducks but still gets clipped by Lancer...and the hedgehog flashes red again-

"Almost..."

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1285122: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:56:10 PM

Berserker responds in kind by changing his dash to a zigzagging form.

Despite his burly looks, he's pretty damn fast, closing in as he takes a heavy uppercut-like swing, his Axe charged with an extra dosage of electricity-

"Oraaa-!"

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1285123: Nov 23rd 2017 at 9:56:29 PM

<...! You're turning into noodles too?! Oh no!>

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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1285124: Nov 23rd 2017 at 10:00:56 PM

(pivoting on his heel, Lancer practically snarls before unleashing the ORAs on Shadow)

(like, literally, he's using a pummel rush straight out of Stardust Crusaders)

Ora, ora, ora!


Well, you could go worse. Like, peasants would be wholly content eating rice and nothing else. Bland, but if it filled your stomach for the day...


Ghh—!

(Nobunaga barely avoids getting a faceful of Electric Axe, but only by sidestepping and using one of her muskets as an impromptu parrying implement)

(but now she's moving behind him and reaching for the katana at her belt, throwing an iaijutsu strike at Berserker from behind)

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1285125: Nov 23rd 2017 at 10:02:20 PM

-sam keeps watching-

Be careful! She's got more than guns!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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