(Lancer's grin widens, and practically turns into another blue blur for a fraction of a second)
(when he's done, he just opens his palm, and... literally all of those bullets shot at him fall to the ground)
Projectile weapons are useless against me! If you want a shot, you're gonna have to get your hands dirty!
...Eh?
(both of their inquiries draw her attention to the corpse)
Because I'm hungry! Normal food doesn't cut it for me. That, and it's Thanksgiving in this timezone! I think.
(Sam) ...Actually, you know what? He can take his sweet time. I'm stilllll digesting.
...Wait? "Yeah?" Y-you know I was just trying to mess with you, right?
(Kintoki: Gone)
...Did you know? You're just gonna leave me hanging? Ugh. I earned that.
(plops down in a seat on the roof, looking over at the Tired Laura)
...Mach speed? Hah! You're gonna have to try a little harder than THAT!
(Lancer just pivots and kicks himself forward, turning into an Equally Fast Blue Blur, racing through the forest)
Easy! Someone who's a v—
(Sudden Kintoki)
...Oh! Hey! I knew you could make it.
(a musket appears floating in the air by her, pointing at him and Sam)
BRB, I gotta do my actual Thanksgiving dinner. No cannibalism, don't worry ;)
edited 23rd Nov '17 8:20:00 PM by foxmccloud4387
one more post before I brb for real, the dinner has yet to start
(Laura) ...Let me guess. American, and intoxicated.
(without breaking stride, Lancer draws a magic rune in the air with his finger, causing... a few trees in Shadow's path to explode)
Ehwaz!
(the wooden shards of the trees all turn to iron as they fly towards Shadow)
...Kosher? You know, they could prepare human meat in a kosher way. I think. I'll have to ask one of those Jewish Servants! Well...
(her expression turns [MENACING] as she glares at Berserker)
Maybe you could ask them for me, once I send you back to the Throne?
edited 23rd Nov '17 8:43:20 PM by foxmccloud4387
okay this is taking forever, "brb" has been upgraded to "sporadic"
How can I blame you? I don't know a lot about it, but apparently today's one of your holidays. And tomorrow, apparently a bigger one.
Sowilo!
(another finger rune... and now that "board" just caught on fire)
edited 23rd Nov '17 8:49:12 PM by foxmccloud4387

... O—of course he is!
-he seems unsure-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!