(stands up)
You know, if I can hear you breathing, I can hear you holding your breath! Plus, you smell of blood... both of you.
(Demon Archer remains seated, clutching her stomach)
Ughhhh... I can't bear to eat another one. Go ahead and drink their blood, I'm just gonna... wonder why you Americans even bother with holidays like Thanksgiving. So full...
What's there to give up? You're the one nosing into our little picnic.
(turns to Sam from where's sitting)
...Oh! Command Spells? Our Master said to keep an eye out for the missing ones.
(Demon Archer rises to her feet... slowly)
...Oof. I'm still digesting, by the way, so if your Servant would take it easy on me that would be nice.
...
(cracks his knuckles and rolls his shoulders)
Mmmmm... actually, you know what, three on one? I'm normally fine rolling the odds, but I'm full and I also gotta grind out my free quests so I can roll again... agh.
(exhales)
I'm not really game for killing you tonight! But I know you probably think I'm some sort of threat. Is that right?
(K-man) That's a really odd non-sequitor! Then again, I'm the one who's talking.
(Naminé) Hey, like I said, I'm not gonna eat you guys tonight. I'm full. If anything, you're the ones putting me on the spot!
(to Sam) Oh, yeah, when's your Servant coming? I'm kinda waiting for him before we inevitably rock 'n roll! I mean, even Lancer's waiting...
...Hah!
(Lancer grins, then just does a fuckin' Matrix dodge under that tree)
...Okay, I guess he's not waiting. Is your Servant gonna leave us hanging, or...?

-fuggu-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!