...Ahahahahaha! I've spent way too much time here, haven't I? Two things before I go, though. Don't try to bleed if you wanna live as long as you want, and... You've seen The Dark Knight? Remember when the Joker said—
(looks back at Valerian)
Wait, shoot, I said too much, I might get kicked out from this place. I'm not gonna get banned for saying that, right? No? Okay, phew. Anyways—
(cracks open Lansie's skull and tosses one of her eyeballs at him, underhanded)
Here's our card. God, Hijikata's right, that is such a cool line...
(the girl rambles to herself as she walks off, leaving Lansie's extremely ruined corpse behind)
(like, seriously, that looks closer to ground meat than a human corpse)
-nods-
I'm not a first response kind of surgeon though...
I'm more 'make an appointment'
... And to be honest, I haven't practised in years.
... Right, that answers nothing...
-drops back down into the kitchen, looking down at the corpse- Where's a mop... and another pizza...
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("don't bleed if you want to live", and "something something are meta references okay these days")
(RIP Lansie tho)
(might wanna either dig a grave or just throw the remaining meat and bones in the trash)
(nods, before CLANG CLANG CLANG LIKE YOU'RE GUTS)
(now i retire for the night)
-notices Valerio's entrance-
Ah... well. I hope you didn't have an appetite. At least not for anything mince-related.
... And if you want to avoid cannibalism avoid bleeding and... something about Dark Knights and Jokers...
I didn't really understand that part...
Could you help me clean up...?
-chuckles slightly-
I'm- not exactly a doctor, but thank you.
-smiles-
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1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postAnd heavily armed...
Honestly, I should have shot...
But with the power it had, I wasn't sure whether my shots would do anything...
That, and I was outgunned...
-starts to help mop up the blood after the pile is formed-
She attacked me out of nowhere... presumably because I had blood from this corpse drip onto me...
-nods-
Mmm...
I can't imagine what battlefield injuries must look like sometimes.
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Ah... yes, the excitement.
The worst part about this place...
Sometimes unpredictable in what you'll feasibly come up against.
Telepaths, cosmic gods, garden gnomes...
Makes it hard for someone like me to feel prepared.
I'm not a soldier like you or Sam. I'm just a Surgeon from London.
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