Oh no, I'm not one of those deer people. I'm an Andalite. I just stole some DNA from a deer person I met.
I was right to think this would be an easy morph. Not too far off from my actual body, though I can't get used to only having one heart.
I am called Jovek back home. I'm sorry if my real form frightened you. Though, I can only stay like this for two of your Earth hours.
edited 18th Nov '17 1:57:54 AM by Tatsumar
DeerI'm sorry. I'm sorry, I got wrapped up in things. It won't happen again. I love you.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Humans can tell humans apart simply from looking at eachother's teeth? Fascinating!
-He reaches up to touch his antlers-
I have stalks, but my eyes are missing... what a curious design choice...
When I lived on Earth, I did have a human form, yes. Also a raccoon, a hawk, and many other creatures. The raccoon was my favorite! .... Favooour.... oooor...
edited 18th Nov '17 2:08:45 AM by Tatsumar
Deer"Which none of us here are, and hopefully none of us here will be. Must have been a long time since you've taken on a talking form given your... enjoyment... of words?"
Also can I just say that I freaking love the series andalites are from, as much as I'm being a snark bitch to yours? Those books are still some of my favorite to remember, although given they're written for kids I'm not sure they'd hold up as well if I tried to read them today.
If that's true, then I have much more to learn about Earth and their customs. Finding the names of the dead...
... In human time, I've left Earth about five months ago. Some human higher ups began to notice me, so I decided to leave until it's safe to go back.
edited 18th Nov '17 2:17:44 AM by Tatsumar
DeerIf you're uncomfortable with warriors, then you'll probably be very uncomfortable with me.
Lets just say that the humans after me, want to either capture or kill me.
And are responsible for breaking me out of a prison... but at the same time, it's because they were trying to kill me and failed.
... It's a long story.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

Ah, alright, that's good enough. Thank goodness I brought a rucksack...
-Sam, you can hear the alien's voice as he steps outside-
-A young, nondescript man... with a deer's face-
It worked! I knew stealing some of that person's hair would be enough...
-He's... examining himself-
Deer