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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1283801: Nov 18th 2017 at 12:57:10 AM

Well...

My 'trick' as you term it, is very much one about probabilities.

This gnome manifesting out of nowhere a few days ago told me that I'm on a path where there is something I don't like, that will definitely happen.

It's just a matter of time, and figuring out how to deal with it.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1283802: Nov 18th 2017 at 12:58:14 AM

-Two humans... at least, they look like humans-

-While they don't seem dangerous, they could react... negatively to the alien's presence, and morphing here would only make too much noise. If they saw him transforming, they might be even more likely to attack him!-

-Bracing himself, the centaur-like creature steps out of his hiding spot-

What exactly is this "gnome?"

-Although he has no mouth, Jovek's voice is projected into their minds. A voice similar to a teenage boy-

Deer
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1283803: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:02:34 AM

-Sandra: At least 3. Eires: 1?-

Eires was caught wholly off-guard and met the wall with an unusual clumsiness.

Solace dodged the deceased duo and very quietly headed off, pleasantly surprised, perhaps, but taking her leave of the scene with nothing but a slight smile on her lips

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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283804: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:03:27 AM

-Gettin' her mack on-

-Holding that kiss-

-Stopping just for a moment-

Hey.

-Resuming makeouts-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1283805: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:07:14 AM

Eires used the brief pause to get themself together, pushing Sandra off of themself slightly.

"Hey?! You've been gone how long and get back and all you can say is "hey"?"

-Not that they seem to be taking too much offense, resuming the session as soon as they got their question across-

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4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#1283806: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:09:04 AM

"So like it's fated, or whaaaaa," her head pivoted to face the blue alien, "that was not what I was expecting to crash the party, christ. Can you at least announce your presence before walking out of the woods?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1283807: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:10:42 AM

-shudders slightly-

Telepathy, dammit- this isn't the path I was expecting.

-sighs, collecting himself as he turns towards the blue alien centaur-

A garden gnome is a ceramic piece of ornamentation for use in decorating a garden.

This one looks like Santa Claus.

-he puts the garden gnome on his lap-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1283809: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:18:29 AM

I apologize humbly. I don't have a mouth at the moment to "announce my presence."

-The Andalite's raises his hands up, all fourteen fingers spread out-

Ah yes! The humans have told me about this "Santa" before! A wonderful hero to the children!

Deer
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1283810: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:20:27 AM

Eires turned into their own fine, black, reflective mist and headed straight for their door, entering with a skill befitting that of regular practice, but left the door open as a silent invitation.

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4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#1283811: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:21:06 AM

Sam tapped her foot on the ground, staring at the creature, "Do you have any way to communicate? Hand gestures or... wait, you said it's using telepathy?"

edited 18th Nov '17 1:21:40 AM by 4maskwolf

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1283812: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:22:30 AM

Mmm.

A wonderful, wonderful piece of culture... for the children.

Hell on the wallets of adults.

I thank heaven that I have no children that I'm aware of at least.

-he looks over at Sam-

You can't hear it-?

... Well that must be strong mental barriers you have, because I'm hearing it speak into my head.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1283814: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:26:28 AM

Miss, can you not hear me as well?

I'm sure my thought speak is good enough...

Deer
4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#1283815: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:28:46 AM

"I'm not hearing a goddamn thing, if it's even bothering to use its telepathy at all," she glares at the andalite, "you are trying to include me, yes? It's rather annoying to be the odd woman out of a conversation."

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1283816: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:29:07 AM

Eires had chosen to sit on the edge of their bed. They looked...bent out of shape, a dark reflection of the energy of the room.

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Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1283817: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:29:38 AM

I'm not trying to leave you out! I'm really sorry!

Wait, hold on, I have a way to speak to you... just please don't scream.

edited 18th Nov '17 1:29:52 AM by Tatsumar

Deer
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1283818: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:29:38 AM

I'm not trying to leave you out! I'm really sorry!

Wait, hold on, I have a way to speak to you... just please don't scream.

edited 18th Nov '17 1:29:52 AM by Tatsumar

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1283819: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:30:57 AM

-Jack, seeing that he has to be a middleman, kind of steps in a little-

It's trying... and it's going to find a way of communicating with you.

Though it's asking you not to scream when it does.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#1283820: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:33:48 AM

"Look, unless it turns into something out of the darkest depths of my imagination I doubt they'll be much screaming, at least from me."

Despite her words, she does take a couple steps back from the andalite and subtly tenses.

edited 18th Nov '17 1:34:22 AM by 4maskwolf

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1283821: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:39:56 AM

Actually... this is better done in the bushes, hold on.

-Jovek hides himself in the greenery-

-Sounds of flesh moving, goo bubbling and bones popping could be heard coming from where the Andalite was last seen-

-This goes on for at least two minutes-

Deer
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1283822: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:41:16 AM

-does not seem disturbed in the slightest, in fact the corners of his mouth slightly twitched into a smile of familiarity-

-though he quickly frowned again-

I believe... it is trying to give itself a mouth, somehow.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#1283823: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:43:14 AM

She turns to Jack with a raised eyebrow, "What, by melting itself with acid? 'Cause if I had to imagine what melting in acid while breaking your bones sounds like that'd be it."

edited 18th Nov '17 1:44:57 AM by 4maskwolf

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283824: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:45:30 AM

-She sits beside them-

... I know. I know I shouldn't have left you so long.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1283825: Nov 18th 2017 at 1:48:00 AM

Who can really say?

-he shrugs-

We'll see in a moment.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

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