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SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283327: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:06:20 AM

You think you can bribe a freedom fighter with money, Carthian!? The only green I need in my life is the rusted copper of the Statue of Liberty!

WHICH, I would like to state for the record, tastes delicious!

edited 13th Nov '17 12:07:10 AM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283328: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:08:57 AM

Augh! Fine!

Fine, if she really wants to stay with you, she can. But I'll be right here with her. Watching.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283329: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:11:50 AM

If you plan on traveling with us in Newmerica, you're gonna need to pass customs!

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283331: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:15:03 AM

I'm glad you asked, maggot! Because I am Customs!

First, you will need to answer a questionnaire! Question one: What is the grrrrreatest nation on God's green earth?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283333: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:19:35 AM

ERRRRNT, that is incorrect!

America is the greatest, and always will be! Newmerica, however, is second place!

Question Two! If you are stranded in a snowy wasteland in Sibera and are suddenly attacked by ravenous grizzly bears, what is the correct course of action to take!?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283335: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:30:55 AM

WRONG AGAIN! You strip naked, douse yourself in honey, and engage the bears in one on one combat! That one was a lowball, too!

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283336: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:33:35 AM

You know, I have lived in America since 1919, don't I get some sort of defacto recognition for Newmerica?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283337: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:35:40 AM

You can't fool me that easy, Sister! A real American is a patriot! They can recite the National Anthem backwards, forwards, and upside-down!

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283338: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:37:25 AM

I can't sing the full thing, assclown, it has the G-word in it.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283339: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:38:55 AM

You got a problem with God, Brujah?

edited 13th Nov '17 12:39:41 AM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283341: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:43:32 AM

If I sired a fluid-sucking abomination who wouldn't sing the National Anthem, I would do just the same! A true patriot overcomes all odds for the love of his country!

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283342: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:46:33 AM

I love my country, I just can't spend too much time looking at what the dollar bill says.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283343: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:49:58 AM

How can you call yourself a citizen of the United States if you aren't willing to make sacrifices!? If Lady Liberty called upon me to do it, I would saw my own legs off!

Which I did, once!

edited 13th Nov '17 12:50:20 AM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283344: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:56:42 AM

...

Okay, I didn't want it to come to this.

If I travel with you in this form, is that good enough for you?

-And then she was a bald eagle, perching herself on your shoulder-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283345: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:59:08 AM

.....!!

My God.....the majestic Freebird....

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283347: Nov 13th 2017 at 1:04:44 AM

You've got yourself a deal, Vamp!

If I catch you disgracing that beautiful form with any un-Newmerican acts, though, so help me god, I will treat you like a basted turkey.....

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1283349: Nov 13th 2017 at 10:43:31 AM

-Monika is cleaning up the remains of a party in the basement-

-streamers and paper plates and the like-

edited 13th Nov '17 10:43:44 AM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1283350: Nov 13th 2017 at 10:43:31 AM

-Monika is cleaning up the remains of a party in the basement-

-streamers and paper plates and the like-

edited 13th Nov '17 10:43:44 AM by thespacephantom

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI

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