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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283302: Nov 12th 2017 at 10:30:55 PM

Don't be ridiculous, we fell in water!

-He climbs out of the spring-

-Before them lies several huge, deep tunnels....-

Now we just need to navigate the Newmerican highway and we'll find you in no-time!

Let's see here....Eenie-Meenie-Miney-Moe, Catch A Commie By The Toe.....

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283304: Nov 12th 2017 at 10:43:38 PM

Alright! We go this way!

-He starts marching down a random tunnel-

Use your ears, son. Listen for telltale sounds. Like gurgling, or screaming!

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283306: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:10:29 PM

-Ramona, there's a crow on your shoulder, giving you and the Soldier an unimpressed look-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283307: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:14:25 PM

Typically, yes! But these are the signs we must follow if we are to find your melting, heaving body.

.....?

-Soldier sniffs the air-

Wait a minute....I smell something familiar!

-Sniff-

....Ivory.

-Sniff sniff-

....Rot.

-Sniff sniff sniff-

....Sex.

Son, there's a vampire on our tail!

edited 12th Nov '17 11:14:42 PM by MacDuffy

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1283308: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:17:12 PM

"... That's just the nine billion evil vampires I killed. With my abs. -crowpet-"

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283309: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:18:23 PM

-She gives him a spiteful "caw", then accepts the petting-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283310: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:19:02 PM

Do you take me for some kind of fool, maggot!? Everyone knows you do not kill vampires with your abdominals, you kill them with your pectorals!

edited 12th Nov '17 11:19:30 PM by MacDuffy

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1283311: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:20:44 PM

"That's with the old technique. Now come one, lets get this over with so I can go to bed..."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283312: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:23:47 PM

Could be a long way from the Department of Defense. Luckily for us, I have been working on an extensive roadmap that can help guide us there!

edited 12th Nov '17 11:24:51 PM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283313: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:25:10 PM

Caw!

-Insistent, Ramona-

-She doesn't want you anywhere near this guy-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1283314: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:29:46 PM

"... Cool, can we do this tomorrow?"

she's already porting out.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283315: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:33:39 PM

There is no time for rest, maggot! Your life is in jeopardy, and by God, you are going to save it!

....?

-He looks up, noticing that she had warped away-

...Son? Where'd you go?

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283316: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:34:11 PM

-Standing in her place is a vampire-

-That vampire-

Where were you taking my daughter?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283317: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:36:54 PM

...!

Well, well, well, if it isn't Count Orlok!

-He POINTS-

Where did you take my Secretary of Defense!?

edited 12th Nov '17 11:37:30 PM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1283318: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:38:11 PM

She took herself. It's past her bedtime.

Where were you taking her?

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283319: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:41:29 PM

There is no bedtime when important lives are at stake, maggot! Not that a zombie would know the value of important living!

She was on an important mission to cure herself of a horrible, flesh-melting disease! Which we now can-not cure, thank you very much!

edited 12th Nov '17 11:41:50 PM by MacDuffy

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283321: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:45:28 PM

That's a negative, Gangrel! Her ancient eldritch sorceries are the only way to heal my Secretary of Defense!

Not that you would know what the word 'healing' means! Because you are dead!

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283323: Nov 12th 2017 at 11:54:39 PM

Ooooh! Galadriel used a curse word! I'm shaking in my boots now!!

HAAA hahaha no I am NOT.

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1283325: Nov 13th 2017 at 12:00:45 AM

I will remind you that all of your previous attempts have ended in your embarassing failure and summary detonation!


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