-Ramona, there's a crow on your shoulder, giving you and the Soldier an unimpressed look-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Typically, yes! But these are the signs we must follow if we are to find your melting, heaving body.
.....?
-Soldier sniffs the air-
Wait a minute....I smell something familiar!
-Sniff-
....Ivory.
-Sniff sniff-
....Rot.
-Sniff sniff sniff-
....Sex.
Son, there's a vampire on our tail!
edited 12th Nov '17 11:14:42 PM by MacDuffy
-She gives him a spiteful "caw", then accepts the petting-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Caw!
-Insistent, Ramona-
-She doesn't want you anywhere near this guy-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Standing in her place is a vampire-
-That vampire-
Where were you taking my daughter?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?She took herself. It's past her bedtime.
Where were you taking her?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?There is no bedtime when important lives are at stake, maggot! Not that a zombie would know the value of important living!
She was on an important mission to cure herself of a horrible, flesh-melting disease! Which we now can-not cure, thank you very much!
edited 12th Nov '17 11:41:50 PM by MacDuffy
Flesh-melting—
You're an idiot. Stay away from her.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Okay, Soldier-Man, you need to back the fuck off.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

"... we should be dead."