(Wordlessly, the robot opens the door.)
(A lithe, brown-haired woman with faint cybernetic features dotting her body swoops in at once. A smug grin forms on her blemishless face.)
Well, well. Two for the price of one.
(Then her eyes dart over to yonder boys.)
...Four for the price of one! Our machines are nothing if not efficient.
edited 22nd Oct '17 2:12:52 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019(Smiles at Athena.) It's certainly a possibility. It will be a long wait, either way, so let's hope you're a patient sort.
(The robot goes ahead and dumps Ath and Unconscious Hoodie Individual onto a metal table.)
(Looks to the lads, shutting the door tightly behind them.)
I'm going to go ahead and guess you want to find out, don't you? I can certainly show you if that's the case. Or if it isn't. Either way, you'll get to see firsthand.
(A similar-looking, but younger, gaunter and albino lady hobbles up to the boys on crutches.)
Oh good! For once we happen upon decently attractive specimens.
edited 22nd Oct '17 2:29:06 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Just wanted to play videogames with my buddy.
-allen turns his attention to the robot sneaking up the stairs-
... Whaaaat...
-allen gets up and goes to check out the robit-
Allen?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!