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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279426: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:20:06 PM

"...Go on."

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279427: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:25:18 PM

"There are so many things that I could list off..."

They put a hand on their chin and pushed, twisting their neck with a sharp crack as they popped it.

"...Actually, put it this way. My Earth doesn't have vampires."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279428: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:33:58 PM

"Interesting...wait, but then how are you...?"

edited 21st Oct '17 6:34:21 PM by Randomman5

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279429: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:39:30 PM

"Now you're getting it. Don't you go around thinking it's a coincidence that there's two of us around here.....And if you meet Sandra, let her know that Eires is lookin' for her."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279430: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:41:10 PM

"Oho, good to know...I'll pass it along if I see her."

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279431: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:42:23 PM

Eires raised an eyebrow.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279432: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:42:46 PM

"...What?"

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279433: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:47:58 PM

"Odd choice of words for someone who's doing a pretty good job of passing for human."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279434: Oct 21st 2017 at 6:48:46 PM

"Excuse me?"

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279435: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:01:22 PM

"What, you think I don't smell that on you?"

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279436: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:05:45 PM

"Smell what?

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279437: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:08:39 PM

"Vampire. It's in your blood. Hell if I know what it is but, either way."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279438: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:09:36 PM

"What's wrong with my blood?"

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279439: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:13:12 PM

Eires paused....

" 'Wrong' isn't the right word. It simply ain't human."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279440: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:17:15 PM

"..."

-The next time she opens her mouth, her voice is certainly similar in pitch, but her tone is completely different-

   "...Clever."   

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279441: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:20:35 PM

Eires stared, doing a damned good job of concealing their own surprise.

"..Hm. Well, I'm not the one leaving it that obvious to the world."

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4maskwolf Since: Apr, 2015 Relationship Status: Barbecuing
#1279442: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:20:55 PM

Sam is knocking on the front door, back in her military attire minus helmet.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279443: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:22:01 PM

   "Please, you cheated."   

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279444: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:25:26 PM

"One way or another, it worked." They said, looking towards the door.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279445: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:27:34 PM

   "That being said..."   

-She hands Eires a red business card-

   "My card!"   

   Misha - Professional Succubus   

   Souls Stolen At Affordable Rates   

-What-

edited 21st Oct '17 7:31:18 PM by Randomman5

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279446: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:34:47 PM

Eires blinked at the card, taming it after a second and reading. They turned it over and back again, amused.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279447: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:35:43 PM

-The other side reads-

   Know Someone Who Needs Some Eternal Torment?   

   Ask About My "They Really Have This Coming" Plan   

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279448: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:40:32 PM

"Hm. Charming. I'll keep it in mind."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1279449: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:41:33 PM

   "Please do. After these three I'm on now, I'm gonna need more work. But boy do they deserve it."   

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1279450: Oct 21st 2017 at 7:43:29 PM

"What, paid by commission?"

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