-Jack has migrated to the main room-
-the outside was feeling rather chilly-
-and thus he took his reading inside-
-though he has switched to a newspaper-
-his clothes freshly washed, but still ragged and slightly destroyed-
-rather unfortunately for a nice formal jacket-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postShe's an old friend, actually.
Her name is Claudia!
Claudia, this shadow cat man is Cliff, he's a superhero!
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?…
(Starts to advance towards the scammer, looking full of righteous anger and—)
Nghhh—!
(aaaaa a scary cat... Looks down and to the side, that hateful glare melting into dribbly shyness.)
...H—... nh... h-hhhhello, Cliff...
(There is undoubtedly a presence behind you, Athena.)
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019Oh! Oh, Claudia, don't be scared.
-Gentle shoulder pats, leaning down to her level-
Look, he's nice.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(Two great, mechanical arms seize her.)
Thank You For Assuming The Party Escort Submission Position
…
(Her eyes widen as the scary cat grows even larger and scarier... Yet there is a look of fascination mingled with the fear.)
...O-o-okay...
(Then abruptly.)
...Th-that woman is doing a ssssthh—... ngh... sc-scam.
(Weakly points.)
edited 20th Oct '17 9:29:26 PM by MobileLeprechaun
make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019

Good good! Now to uh, figure out how to do that outside of my shadow...
-Cliff's head turns around to the woman on the wheelchair-
Hmm? Is this a new friend of yours?
Deer