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foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278951: Oct 18th 2017 at 3:36:03 PM

Well, I'm not illiterate. So I don't have to ask if that's not a very powerful poison for rodents that I presume are of an unnatural size.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278952: Oct 18th 2017 at 3:49:09 PM

....W-...Wha? Nah, Noooo! That's ridiculous! It was, uh....

....Wine! It was wine. Carbernet sauvignon, great year.....

-you ain't never heard of a wine called RODENT GENOCIDER 6000 before-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278953: Oct 18th 2017 at 3:51:13 PM

...You're a bad liar.

(right to the point there, he is...)

edited 18th Oct '17 3:51:34 PM by foxmccloud4387

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278954: Oct 18th 2017 at 4:02:43 PM

......I-....Wh-......

...W-Well...You're bald!

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278955: Oct 18th 2017 at 4:19:32 PM

(shrugs)

I could change that if I wished. I just like the look of a shaved head. Just like how you apparently like the taste of rat poison.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278956: Oct 18th 2017 at 4:27:31 PM

...I-I don't like it!

.....Wait, I mean-!...

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278958: Oct 18th 2017 at 4:34:21 PM

.....

....W-Well.....Why should I tell you? I don't trust you!

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278960: Oct 18th 2017 at 5:03:37 PM

I've heard about you....You're one of those....Plane Guys, who conquer worlds! Wielder of Dark Magic....or something!

edited 18th Oct '17 5:03:53 PM by MacDuffy

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278961: Oct 18th 2017 at 5:12:12 PM

. . .

(sighs)

If I were a conqueror of planes, I wouldn't plot. I would be straightforward. If that was my intention, you would be dead.

edited 18th Oct '17 5:12:36 PM by foxmccloud4387

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278962: Oct 18th 2017 at 5:18:18 PM

......That not exactly convincing!

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278963: Oct 18th 2017 at 5:41:16 PM

What, then? Do you inherently associate black mana with evil?

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278965: Oct 18th 2017 at 6:33:54 PM

"Kind of?" Would you care to elaborate more?

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278966: Oct 18th 2017 at 6:34:28 PM

...Well, what kinda stuff does black magic do?

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278967: Oct 18th 2017 at 6:39:35 PM

It harms. It kills. But so do the weapons that anyone can wield.

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278968: Oct 18th 2017 at 6:44:02 PM

....Well, I mean-....Most people don't think guns and swords aren't dangerous, man....

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278969: Oct 18th 2017 at 7:04:37 PM

(Strythos unsheathes the bastard sword from his belt, but instead of pointing it at Graham or anything else, he just holds it up as if admiring it)

(polished blade, golden hilt inlaid with rubies at the guard - that's a really spiffy sword there)

Every paladin I've seen across the planes claims that their swords will protect the innocent. Yet swords have never arisen in a plane's cultures unless they need to make weapons specifically for war. Now, why do they say "sword" instead of "shield"?

edited 18th Oct '17 7:05:09 PM by foxmccloud4387

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278970: Oct 18th 2017 at 7:29:40 PM

.......

-Sweats-

.......Uhhh-.....Because it....kills people?

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278971: Oct 18th 2017 at 7:43:17 PM

To kill some to defend others. That is why communities take up arms.

(sheathes his sword)

Black mana isn't the only color that can harm or kill. All the others can. All have been wielded by wizards and planeswalkers that most would consider "evil."

And yet, all five colors of mana can be used by those you would consider noble. Magic is a tool for the wielder to use, nothing more.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1278972: Oct 18th 2017 at 8:10:03 PM

-Graham, bald guy, you have an alien visitor-

-It's Hit, leaning up against a tree and eavesdropping-

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1278973: Oct 18th 2017 at 8:12:14 PM

......

......Okay, but like-....Do you have to look friggin' scary?

......?

-He notices Hit, outside his cave-

-Oh god NOT ANOTHER BALDIE-

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1278974: Oct 18th 2017 at 8:17:51 PM

Fright is all in the eye of the beholder. Well, unless you intend to impart it.

(Strythos spares Hit a glance, but nothing more)

edited 18th Oct '17 8:18:17 PM by foxmccloud4387

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1278975: Oct 18th 2017 at 8:18:39 PM

"...'To kill some, to defend others.' So which is your sword for?"

edited 18th Oct '17 8:19:05 PM by Randomman5


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