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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1276426: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:22:21 PM

Oh...

... Sorry Andy.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276427: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:23:03 PM

"No, it's uh...it's okay...I just came down to get some help...and I met Hal! He's pretty cool!"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276428: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:27:59 PM

I wasn't talking about your weight. I was talking about the fact that you're fifty fuckin' feet tall!

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1276429: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:28:36 PM

Oh! Hal!

I met Hal once!... Then forgot. But now I remember!

... Wait you're having trouble with homework?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276430: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:30:36 PM

"Yeah, science...I'm kinda bad at it and mom's busy...what else is new?"

"Hey, I am 5-foot. You're the tiny one."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276431: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:43:43 PM

.....Idunno what delusions you've been under, but you're not 5 feet tall! If you were five feet, you'd be coming up to my chest.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276432: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:44:22 PM

"But I am. You're the one standing at an inch at most."

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1276433: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:45:59 PM

Okay, follow me!

-She heads upstairs-


Dated th— yeah, uh, me and Purr dated, but it wasn't a huge deal.

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1276435: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:51:11 PM

-Bang!-

Oooh! I'll get you back someday, large square person!

-Twitch rubs his forehead in the upstairs hallway-

-It seems the large rat man has smacked his head on the door-

Deer
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276436: Sep 29th 2017 at 8:53:45 PM

"My roommate is six foot at least. You, on the other hand, I can literally pick up."

thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1276437: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:03:23 PM

-Drusilla follows her-

-the servo skull hovering close behind-

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276438: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:03:50 PM

Alright- Someone has definitely been fucking with your sense of scale your whole life.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276439: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:04:33 PM

"Next time I come here I am definitely bringing a ruler."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276440: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:06:37 PM

I can go and get one right now!

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276441: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:07:06 PM

"Go right ahead!"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276442: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:08:34 PM

Fuckin' alright, then!

-He heads inside-

-And comes out with a yardstick, holding it up-

Get your head down here. See this?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276443: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:09:23 PM

-Repositions herself (rather noisily) so that she's lying on her front, facing Travis-

"Mhm."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1276444: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:13:01 PM

Now, where was I? Oh yes, yes! Goggles. Where in the blazes did they go?

-Twitch scrambles around the upstairs hallway, looking around for his headwear-

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276445: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:21:03 PM

-He POINTS to the markings on the stick-

See that? See what's written there? Feet. That's fuckin' feet.

-He presses the stick against her nose-

Your nose is two and a half feet.

edited 29th Sep '17 9:21:13 PM by MacDuffy

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276446: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:24:35 PM

-Slightly nasally-

"Give or take..."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276447: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:27:07 PM

-He takes the stick off her nose and leans on the bridge of it casually, looking into her Big Eyes-

You see, now?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1276448: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:29:20 PM

"Your yardstick is fake news."

edited 29th Sep '17 9:29:31 PM by Randomman5

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1276449: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:33:18 PM

-Travis, Laura-

-There's a big ass smelly rat crawling around blindly on the roof-

Goggles... goggles... Where art thou?

Deer
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1276450: Sep 29th 2017 at 9:37:05 PM

....What kind of answer is that?

.....?

-Travis looks up at the Freak Rat on the roof-

............

-He looks back at Laura-

So anyway, yeah, you're big.


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