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megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275601: Sep 22nd 2017 at 6:53:27 PM

Clearing

Colonel: (H) That would be correct.

(A couple of Ping-Pongs nearest Kinnikuman take note of his presence and point their rifles at him.)

Colonel: (turns to see Kinnikuman) You there! Step out and keep your hands where we can seem them.

(Meanwhile, the dropships descend behind Hoshi and Grayson, the closest one just enough to start kicking up some dust at their feet before it lands.)

Soldier: (announcing voice) Make way for Lord Helmet!

Colonel: Attention!

(Save for those few nearest to Hoshi and Kinnikuman, the other Spaceballs stand at attention as the door opens and a menacing-looking (if short) figure completely decked in black slowly steps out, making his way towards the Colonel, and by extension the locals assembled. The other soldiers, however, clearly do not find it in them to make any sort of snide or mocking comment about his appearance as he walks.)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275602: Sep 22nd 2017 at 6:58:14 PM

...Mm.

(clears his throat, dusting off his clothes before turning towards this so-called Lord Helmet)

Uh... sir!

(is he seriously trying to get the boss's attention or)

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275603: Sep 22nd 2017 at 6:59:32 PM

Clearing

(Kinnikuman drops his Gyudon and raises his hands because he doesn't want to create too much of a ruckus by kicking their asses. He spots Darth Helmet and keeps his hands up despite snickering at his gigantic helmet.)

Isn't that helmet a bit too big for you?

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275604: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:10:07 PM

Clearing

("Lord Helmet" remains quiet until he reaches near the Colonel, then turns and looks at Hoshi and Grayson.)

Lord Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, I distinctly remember being informed that there wasn't a civilization on this planet.

Sandurz: Erm, yes, Lord Helmet, but it appears there is a settlement nearby. And this civilian has requested that we refrain from occupying it.

Lord Helmet: Hmm. I see.

(Kinnikuman can't keep his mouth shut, most Spaceballs present turn to look at him with generally scandalized looks)

Lord Helmet: ...Isn't that head a bit too small for you? If you're here to beg for mercy, making fun of my helmet is a pretty dumb idea.

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275605: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:13:34 PM

(Hoshi nods along to Sandurz' statement, looking stoically at Lord Helmet as Grayson stands by Hoshi and watches down over the scene)

(though... he whispers through clenched teeth to Kinnikuman, like a schoolboy chatting in front of his strictest teacher mid-detention)

Can you please leave this talk to me.

edited 22nd Sep '17 7:15:11 PM by foxmccloud4387

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275606: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:18:02 PM

(Kinnikuman simply nods to Hoshi and winks at him to show that he clearly got the message. He's still keeping his arms up.)

Of course, Lord Helmet. Why would I think otherwise?

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275607: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:22:57 PM

Clearing

(A few of the Spaceballs keep their eye on Kinnikuman as Lord Helmet and the Colonel turn back to Hoshi.)

Lord Helmet: Now, where were we? Ah, yes - the settlement. Why exactly should we grant your request?

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1275608: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:26:08 PM

-from inside the room, eiichi is looking at the ship from the window with the gasmask on, fearful of it-

...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275609: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:26:23 PM

Clearing

(Kinnikuman is buff as hell. You probably can grate cheese on those abs. Still, he isn't doing anything suspicious as his hands are still up.)

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275610: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:32:08 PM

Because... because if you mount an invasion, we'll fight back. You and your army will get unnecessary casualties no matter what - and for nothing really strategically important.

(as if on cue, Grayson snorts a bit of orange fire out his nostrils)

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275611: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:37:31 PM

Sky

(It continues to fly slowly by, Eiichi. Ominously.)

Clearing

(But would those abs stand up to firearms? A couple of the soldiers move to surround Kinnikuman to make sure he can't get away.)

Lord Helmet: (brings one hand to chin and mulls while the other goes to rest on the small of his back) Hmm...I'll give you this - you have a rather reasonable argument. What's your name?

Colonel Sandurz: (mainly watching the proceedings while looking to make sure the other soldiers are still alert)

edited 22nd Sep '17 7:37:58 PM by megarockman

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275612: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:41:39 PM

...Hoshi. Hoshi Shougo, sir.

(Grayson watches Lord Helmet carefully...)

josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275613: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:44:05 PM

Clearing

(As the soldiers get a bit too close to Kinnikuman, a burning aura surrounds Kinnikuman. He still doesn't throw any punches, though.)

edited 22nd Sep '17 7:45:03 PM by josh6243

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1275614: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:44:46 PM

...

-after running up and down the stairs for a backpack with all his stuff eiichi comes back down with a small robot and laptop and laptop, then releases it into the wild-

-AND IT'S OFF TO THE SHIP!-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275615: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:50:45 PM

Sorry this isn't particularly comedic. Comedy is hard.

Sky

(It may take a while to reach that ship - that thing is waaay up there. Like, outer-space up there.)

Clearing

(The soldiers quietly take a step back, clearly on edge by Kinnikuman's display.)

Lord Helmet: Hoshi, huh? (stands up straight as best he can to look him in the eyes) Well, Hoshi, they say a good relationship starts with building trust. So how about this? We promise not to attack your settlement if you promise not to interfere with our activities inside the restricted zone. What do you say? (offers hand out) Shake on it?

edited 22nd Sep '17 7:54:05 PM by megarockman

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275616: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:52:45 PM

Clearing

(He keeps up the aura on as a form of deterrence and glares at the soldiers. He still keeps his hands up, though.)

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275617: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:57:34 PM

(nods)

I'll shake on it, sir. Just gimme a sec...

(removes the Mega Ring around his right middle finger, pocketing it)

Hup—

(and then he goes to shake hands with Helmet)

(Grayson, meanwhile, is trying to check as discreetly as he can from his position near Hoshi if Lord Helmet is being honest in terms of his stance)

(as in, if he's crossing his fingers or not behind his back)

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1275618: Sep 22nd 2017 at 7:57:42 PM

-fack-

-as it gave up and went back down, it noticed the clearing full of solders-

-the robot flies down to sneakily check on those guys-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275619: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:13:13 PM

No Fair Cheating!

Clearing

(Underneath his helmet, Lord Helmet raises an eyebrow for a moment at Hoshi going out of his way to remove that ring. Ah, no matter - the hands clasp for the shake...then Helmet suddenly grips tight and yanks Hoshi's arm so that Hoshi's face will meet the top of Lord Helmet's...helmet. Grayson will have perhaps a split-second to see that, yes, his fingers were crossed behind his back.)

Lord Helmet: Capture them! (quickly backs up a couple steps)

(A wave of red laser bolts will suddenly go off around Kinnikuman and Grayson, though on the lowest power setting since the intent is to capture, not kill. One soldier quickly runs out of one of the ships, heading towards Grayson armed with a different-looking weapon.)

Soldier: Sir! Unknown droid coming from above!

Colonel Sandurz: Shoot it down!

(Laser blasts are now being fired at Eiichi's drone in the sky, though the combination of their aim and the small size of the thing means it's more of a light show for now.)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275620: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:18:05 PM

Ghh..!

(gets PULLED, and tries to yank himself free - probably in vain)

(Grayson, however, isn't having any of that - he's bolting towards Hoshi and Helmet, the stun beams just bouncing off his skin, as he makes an attempt to DECK the latter across the face)

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1275621: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:18:24 PM

-it just flies there mockingly-

-with a dumb smiley face on the screen-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275622: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:20:40 PM

Clearing

(With the lasers being fired like mad, Kinnikuman now has a wide grin on his face. The burning aura protects him against the lasers. He grabs a soldier and swings him round and round like a ragdoll. Hopefully, this tactic will thin out the soldiers fast.)

edited 22nd Sep '17 8:21:05 PM by josh6243

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275623: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:31:50 PM

Clearing

(How many laser blasts does it take to hit a droid with a smiley face? Is it that one? Or this one? Or the one coming up from behind?)

(Kinnikuman's sudden wrestling moves does knock down a few of the soldiers, dressed with the melodious sounds of "AAAAAAAAAH!!" coming from the poor sap he's using as a cudgel. Unfortuantely, most of the other soldiers have wisely stepped back, some of them already fiddling with their guns' settings for more powerful lasers.)

(Lord Helmet had let go of Hoshi's hand after pulling it so that Hoshi's face would be slammed into his helmet, giving him time to see Grayson's incoming swipe and be able to dodge it...well, if he weren't so busy mocking Hoshi.)note 

Lord Helmet: (lifts mask to reveal his face, noticeably more nasal) Ha ha ha- (gets clonked in the side by Grayson, mask slams back down as he stumbles sideways)

(Meanwhile, that soldier with the big taser rifle is making a beeline for Grayson's back, taser ready to zap.)

edited 22nd Sep '17 8:32:57 PM by megarockman

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
josh6243 Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler from Digital Realm Since: Apr, 2009 Relationship Status: Anime is my true love
Betty "Blast Hornet" Blanctorche Doppler
#1275624: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:34:38 PM

Clearing

(Kinnikuman tosses the soldier at one of the remaining soldiers and puts his arms into an upside-down V formation.)

Niku Curtain! (a glowing shield forms in front of Kinnikuman)

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275625: Sep 22nd 2017 at 8:36:43 PM

Clearing

(With no other ideas at the moment, the Spaceballs fire their charged-up weapons at Kinnikuman's shield.)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.

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