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(Kinnikuman drops his Gyudon and raises his hands because he doesn't want to create too much of a ruckus by kicking their asses. He spots Darth Helmet and keeps his hands up despite snickering at his gigantic helmet.)
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("Lord Helmet" remains quiet until he reaches near the Colonel, then turns and looks at Hoshi and Grayson.)
Lord Helmet: Colonel Sandurz, I distinctly remember being informed that there wasn't a civilization on this planet.
Sandurz: Erm, yes, Lord Helmet, but it appears there is a settlement nearby. And this civilian has requested that we refrain from occupying it.
Lord Helmet: Hmm. I see.
(Kinnikuman can't keep his mouth shut, most Spaceballs present turn to look at him with generally scandalized looks)
Lord Helmet: ...Isn't that head a bit too small for you? If you're here to beg for mercy, making fun of my helmet is a pretty dumb idea.
The damned queen and the relentless knight.(Hoshi nods along to Sandurz' statement, looking stoically at Lord Helmet as Grayson stands by Hoshi and watches down over the scene)
(though... he whispers through clenched teeth to Kinnikuman, like a schoolboy chatting in front of his strictest teacher mid-detention)
Can you please leave this talk to me.
edited 22nd Sep '17 7:15:11 PM by foxmccloud4387
Sky
(It continues to fly slowly by, Eiichi. Ominously.
)
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(But would those abs stand up to firearms? A couple of the soldiers move to surround Kinnikuman to make sure he can't get away.)
Lord Helmet: (brings one hand to chin and mulls while the other goes to rest on the small of his back) Hmm...I'll give you this - you have a rather reasonable argument. What's your name?
Colonel Sandurz: (mainly watching the proceedings while looking to make sure the other soldiers are still alert)
edited 22nd Sep '17 7:37:58 PM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Sorry this isn't particularly comedic. Comedy is hard.
Sky
(It may take a while to reach that ship - that thing is waaay up there. Like, outer-space up there.)
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(The soldiers quietly take a step back, clearly on edge by Kinnikuman's display.)
Lord Helmet: Hoshi, huh? (stands up straight as best he can to look him in the eyes) Well, Hoshi, they say a good relationship starts with building trust. So how about this? We promise not to attack your settlement if you promise not to interfere with our activities inside the restricted zone. What do you say? (offers hand out) Shake on it?
edited 22nd Sep '17 7:54:05 PM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.(nods)
I'll shake on it, sir. Just gimme a sec...
(removes the Mega Ring around his right middle finger, pocketing it)
Hup—
(and then he goes to shake hands with Helmet)
(Grayson, meanwhile, is trying to check as discreetly as he can from his position near Hoshi if Lord Helmet is being honest in terms of his stance)
(as in, if he's crossing his fingers or not behind his back)
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(Underneath his helmet, Lord Helmet raises an eyebrow for a moment at Hoshi going out of his way to remove that ring. Ah, no matter - the hands clasp for the shake...then Helmet suddenly grips tight and yanks Hoshi's arm so that Hoshi's face will meet the top of Lord Helmet's...helmet. Grayson will have perhaps a split-second to see that, yes, his fingers were crossed behind his back.)
Lord Helmet: Capture them! (quickly backs up a couple steps)
(A wave of red laser bolts will suddenly go off around Kinnikuman and Grayson, though on the lowest power setting since the intent is to capture, not kill. One soldier quickly runs out of one of the ships, heading towards Grayson armed with a different-looking weapon
◊.)
Soldier: Sir! Unknown droid coming from above!
Colonel Sandurz: Shoot it down!
(Laser blasts are now being fired at Eiichi's drone in the sky, though the combination of their aim and the small size of the thing means it's more of a light show for now.)
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(With the lasers being fired like mad, Kinnikuman now has a wide grin on his face. The burning aura protects him against the lasers. He grabs a soldier and swings him round and round like a ragdoll. Hopefully, this tactic will thin out the soldiers fast.)
edited 22nd Sep '17 8:21:05 PM by josh6243
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(How many laser blasts does it take to hit a droid with a smiley face? Is it that one? Or this one? Or the one coming up from behind?)
(Kinnikuman's sudden wrestling moves does knock down a few of the soldiers, dressed with the melodious sounds of "AAAAAAAAAH!!" coming from the poor sap he's using as a cudgel. Unfortuantely, most of the other soldiers have wisely stepped back, some of them already fiddling with their guns' settings for more powerful lasers.)
(Lord Helmet had let go of Hoshi's hand after pulling it so that Hoshi's face would be slammed into his helmet, giving him time to see Grayson's incoming swipe and be able to dodge it...well, if he weren't so busy mocking Hoshi.)note
Lord Helmet: (lifts mask to reveal his face
, noticeably more nasal) Ha ha ha- (gets clonked in the side by Grayson, mask slams back down as he stumbles sideways)
(Meanwhile, that soldier with the big taser rifle is making a beeline for Grayson's back, taser ready to zap.)
edited 22nd Sep '17 8:32:57 PM by megarockman
The damned queen and the relentless knight.

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Colonel: (H) That would be correct.
(A couple of Ping-Pongs nearest Kinnikuman take note of his presence and point their rifles at him.)
Colonel: (turns to see Kinnikuman) You there! Step out and keep your hands where we can seem them.
(Meanwhile, the dropships descend behind Hoshi and Grayson, the closest one just enough to start kicking up some dust at their feet before it lands.)
Soldier: (announcing voice) Make way for Lord Helmet!
Colonel: Attention!
(Save for those few nearest to Hoshi and Kinnikuman, the other Spaceballs stand at attention as the door opens and a menacing-looking (if short) figure completely decked in black
slowly steps out, making his way towards the Colonel, and by extension the locals assembled. The other soldiers, however, clearly do not find it in them to make any sort of snide or mocking comment about his appearance as he walks.)
The damned queen and the relentless knight.