-eiichi your room is in SHAMBLES-
-There is a gigantic hole in one wall, an ork-shaped hole in the ceiling, and an ork-shaped ork standing in the center of it, holding the most ramshackle-looking shotgun you've ever seen-
ZOG-GIN 'ELL, dis shoota packs a PUNCH! I's outdone meself once again, I have!
edited 21st Sep '17 4:12:14 PM by MacDuffy
Your room!? Dis 'ere's me emergency la-boratory as of five minutes ago! An account of me normal lab bein' on fire!
-Thick smoke billows from a gaping hole down the hall-
Dis place is just fulla scrap ta work wiff! Get a load 'a dis beaut right here!
-He holds up the Game Console Shotgun-
edited 21st Sep '17 4:38:06 PM by MacDuffy
Eiichi you're not waking up to a fallout room.
-he starts picking up all his shit-
No it's fine. I get it. Nobody here respects privacy, do whatever you want.
-he hands it all to futaba and starts messing with his phone, and a screen appears on the shotgun-
However you'll have for pay for all the damage with...
-after some beeps and boops the console digitally breaks off the shotgun-
the return of my console-
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!......OOOHOHO, I gets ya!
-He flashes a hideous, fanged grin-
Ya got an Orky state o' mind, ya 'umie kit! I likes ya! In DAT case.....
-He walks up to him and moves to poke him in the midsection-
-Which has all the strength of a grown man's full-force punch to the gut-
edited 21st Sep '17 6:33:11 PM by MacDuffy

-Eiichi there was an incredibly loud noise-
-From inside your room....-