-Eires-
S'only da best time ya can ever 'AVE in life! Ya 'umies, yer always comin' up wiff zoggin' stupid reasons ta get into a scrap....Ya don't NEED a reason! Scraps are good fun!
-Andy-
Ya pronouncin'-ation's all zogged up, but yeah, s'about roight!
My genius inty-lect was given 'ta me by da great Gork!.....Or-...maybe it was th'great Mork....eiva way, it made me da smartest Ork around! An' wiff me big Orky brain, I 'ad a piffany!
"Oi!" Me brain sez to me. "Da 'umies, dey got kultur just like we Orks!" An' I sez to my brain, "Wot zoggin' of it?" And me brain tells me, "Well, we take all sortsa stuff from da 'umies an' make it betts! Shootas, choppas, buggies, shiny bits.....so why not kultur, too!?" An' I fink for a second or too, an' I says to me brain, "Brain, yer a zoggin' genius!" And me brain says to me, "'Course I'm a zoggin' genius, I'm YOUR brain!"
-Eiries-
Ya 'umies really need some proppa Orky guidance! S'anotha part o' me 'oly mission! "Green Boy's Burden," I calls it!
....Wossat?
-He looks and sees Shock-
....Ahhh, Oi! Yer dat wooly zappy git!
-He looks up at BIG MIA, his goggles telescoping-
....WOY, now! Lookit da size o' DAT one!
edited 19th Sep '17 8:26:52 PM by MacDuffy

"...An intellectual pilgrimage of cultural appropriation?"