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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275276: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:22:07 PM

"...Ha! Clearly you were unprepared for my genius! For just this occasion, I created a magical nullifier, and have hidden it on my person!"

"I-I have what to do...?"

edited 19th Sep '17 7:22:45 PM by Randomman5

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1275277: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:22:23 PM

Eires frowned, concerned. They collected their thoughts before speaking, explaining it all in a soft, measured tone.

"I think he was scared. Kora was something completely new to him and he didn't know how to handle it. I was too, but I wanted to give her the benefit of the doubt. He tried to kill her. I don't know if it would have worked, but I couldn't stand by. She wasn't very nice but I gambled. I hoped she could change, and I wanted to give her the chance to show she could actually care about someone else for once. I don't like hurting people but..."

Eires trailed off, and sighed.

"It was the only thing I could think of to keep him from taking that chance away from her, for good."

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275278: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:23:45 PM

"...He said she was gonna eat this place...and that she killed people with a meteor..."

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275280: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:26:53 PM

"Yeow!"

-Lunges at her-

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1275281: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:27:35 PM

Ya toiny mouf's movin, umie, but I ain't 'earin' any zoggin' noise outta it!

-He puts a massive green hand against his pointy, knife-like ear-

Come on den, speak louda! I know you 'umies can do it, I've 'eard ya scream!

edited 19th Sep '17 7:28:20 PM by MacDuffy

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1275282: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:29:01 PM

"I believe it. Or, that she would have. She's a far different person now."

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275283: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:29:04 PM

"I-I'm, uh...not human...sir."

-Hears Eires-

"...So he was telling the truth..."

edited 19th Sep '17 7:29:24 PM by Randomman5

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275284: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:32:02 PM

<Right, right... Lemme guess. Edgy pokesona Gladion thinks he needs to get them for himself to stop people from using them for evil?>

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1275285: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:33:20 PM

....You wot?

-He grabs the spiky tire and hefts it effortlessly onto his shoulder-

Ya lookin' pretty 'umie ta me! Ya got th' tiny arms, an' the pipsqueak voice....an' you's one 'a those weird 'umies wiff the even tinier an' squishier lookin' bods!

edited 19th Sep '17 7:39:10 PM by MacDuffy

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275286: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:34:04 PM

"That's 'cuz I'm a kid...we're usually smaller..."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1275287: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:35:50 PM

A kit? Izzat like a grot? Neva seen an 'umie grot before, always figgered ya krumped 'em all makin' ya choppas an' shootas.

edited 19th Sep '17 7:38:43 PM by MacDuffy

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275288: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:36:31 PM

"...What are you?"

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275289: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:37:03 PM

Upstairs

Homura: <That's what it seems like.>

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1275291: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:42:41 PM

Eires raised an eyebrow at this green-skinned git, letting Andy hold her own but waiting in reserve, just in case.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1275292: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:43:27 PM

....Wot, you ain't eva seen an Ork before, kit!?

-He thumps his big ol' chest-

Well, soak it in, cuz you're lookin' at da best zoggin' race in da whole universe! We's bigga, tough, an' 'arda den anyfin' else!

-He taps a huge, muscular finger against his bald cranium-

An I'm da smartest Ork you'll eva know! A bony-fied intyleckchuul! S'why I ain't krumpin' you onna spot, kit.

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275293: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:44:22 PM

-Cue Big Ball of Violence-

"Uh...'krumping?'"

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1275294: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:47:31 PM

Yaknow, krumpin'!

Like when ya leave a git fulla 'oles wit' ya shoota, or chop 'is 'ead off wit' a choppa, or run 'im ova wit' ya bike an' let his guts give it a fresh coat 'a paint!

edited 19th Sep '17 7:48:13 PM by MacDuffy

foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1275295: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:47:41 PM

<Figures...>

(looks at her once they reach the door of his room, speaking out loud)

Hey - d'you think I can pull my weight with this sort of matter?

Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1275296: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:49:11 PM

"..."

-HIDING BEHIND EIRES INTENSIFIES-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1275297: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:52:35 PM

-A certain sheep is keeping a fair distance from our Orc friend as he snoops-

Oh, drat it all, he's still here...

Deer
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1275298: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:53:54 PM

Upstairs

Homura: With discretion. (turns to look Hoshi right in the eyes)

edited 19th Sep '17 7:54:05 PM by megarockman

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1275299: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:55:00 PM

Eires remained cool in the literal face of pure orkiness.

"...Sounds like quite the past time."

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1275300: Sep 19th 2017 at 7:56:15 PM

-He belts out a very loud, unnerving laugh-

BAHHAHAH! Sorry, 'umie, but a kit's too scrawny ta gimmie a proppa scrap!

'Sides! I need 'umies alive for me civic Orky duty! An Intyleckchuul Pilgry Match A' Kulturl App-Rope-Reeyation!


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