-there is a girl humming upset at a green haired glasses nerd with a book as they walk from the stairs to the main room to the basement-
Allen why are taking my book? Why can't I keep it? It's a good book!
Mia, a book with weird beastiality shit isn't a good one.
It's not beastiality! He's a were-monkey!
He's still hairy!
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Caulifla shakes her head, then wipes her nose again. "Namekians, Frost Demons, Metal Men...never heard of the "Vampire" race before." She ponders the thought, only to share her head again to confirm her earlier statement. "Still, that's a pretty cool technique, but it must be pretty hard though. You're, like, changing yourself into gas, moving around, and reforming? Yeah, that could be useful..."
"Don't tell me you're afraid of Saiyan beauty, Marcia." Berserk!Kale moves in even closer to Marcia's face. "True Saiyan Girls, like me, prefer eating, real fighting, and hardcore roughhousing! In fact, I was just in the middle of ripping an animal in a bloody mess. Forget just getting back at hurting Caulifla, I need to just kill something."
edited 9th Sep '17 10:46:48 AM by XMenMutant22
She winces from the complaints, but tries to take in their fears as something positive. "I can do whatever I want now! I'm a big Saiyan girl! I can spare and kill whom ever, and this animal is special." She balls one hand into a fist, slowly hovering off the ground. "Shadow...Shadow The Hedgehog."
She opens the fist to reveal a ball of energy. "Shadow...the Hedgehog!" She really wants to throw her stress ball at something. From the corner of her eye, those two people from behind somehow feel...tantalizing.
edited 9th Sep '17 12:16:08 AM by XMenMutant22
"It's not a race...kinda. Vampires are supposed to be...I'm damn near unkillable. I might be able to fly, I can turn into mist, I'm stronger than any motherfucker, who wants to tussle, and I can see better, hear better, and hunt better than any human could ever wish to. In return, you're talking to a walking corpse who has an insatiable thirst for blood that can only be quenched through the very life essence of the living....you might want to wipe off your nose."
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At this point, Caulifla couldn't even hide her awestruck face, floating around like a teenager lying on her bed and watching her shows. She could be fantasizing for days, but the bloody nose comment pulls her back to reality. "Huh? That's pretty fuckin' badass, though! I ain't a human, but I think I can stack up better against your type."
While wiping her nose again, she ponders: "You think it's possible to, I don't know, teach some of your techniques? Or are they all genetic?"
"Shadow made an ugly mistake trying to test that weak excuse of a Saiyan's patience." She bellows out while gripping onto her Gigantic Impact blast. "As her parting gift, I'm going carry out the death sentence. He's given Caulifla and I only 24 hours to find him, and unlike that laid back girl, I'll make sure to do it quickly and pain—-ARRGH!''
Big mistake. Even as Allen and his girl successfully disappear, Berserk!Kale gives into her Chatty's demands: hurling and denoting the explosive ball in the empty spot that once had Allen. It doesn't destroy anything too significant, but its shockwave would be rattling. "Why do you think you can push me around?!" She calls out generally.
edited 9th Sep '17 12:38:55 AM by XMenMutant22
I... I can't have you kill one of my pals, Kale...
Shadow's working on a way to save my life!
-Chatty reels back from the explosion, his hands held up to the sides of his face in a cartoony fashion- Oh dear... Oh dear oh dear oh dear...
Tch tch tch... -The robot shakes his head in disapproval as he observes the wreckage-
Deer
Berserk!Kale looks back at Marcia with a somewhat unhinged look (Which the lack of pupils didn't help), attempting to force a smile. "Heh, is this your way of appealing to me, Mercy-cia? You still sound scared..." She sneers, then looks back at Roo. "Remember when I saved you, Roo?! When I was awful cheerleader Saiyan girl?! Doesn't that make me your pal too?"
Though, once again, her stressed mind couldn't help up pick up on Allen's last comments.
"Who...?!"
...said that?"
Caulifla perks up to a voice coming from the staircase, preparing herself to get into a defensive stance. Arguably, a line like that is a threat. Though, the sobbing in throwing her off as well, along with that brief explosion.
"I mean," Caulifla replies back to Eires, "Speaking from experience, it's kinda of good to flex your skills once in a while.Y'ah know, mastering some cool techniques and what not, so you'll have total control."
edited 9th Sep '17 1:05:19 AM by XMenMutant22
-there is quiet talking soon after, but it sound the same as that comment-
-the piece of shit is downstairs... around your SISTER!-
H—hey I didn't mean it like that! I mean we nearly got hit there so...
But my book...
I'll buy you a better one.
edited 9th Sep '17 1:00:59 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
"Hey, at least you're tryin'," Caulifla shrugs with a supporting smile. "I could lend an assist if you want. 'Cause I really wanna see more of those——S.O.?"
She stares back in confusion, almost tuning out the sounds of the duo arriving at the basement. She could sense them though.
"Dark side?!" Berserk!Kale takes notice of Marica's transformation, narrowing her eyes. "This is my good...my beautiful side! My potential finally freed from my weakness! Don't you ever compared me to your evil twin, or that Kale. I'm not finished with either of them!"
Turning a menacing glare to Roo, she snickers at his concerns. "Maybe that "Maverick" thing we'll teach you a lesson? Sounds like you won't accept your destiny... "

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(@Kale) Y-you do, huh... W-what, um, do you feel l-like doing?