Eires actually sat down.
"I got all fucked up when it happened." They explained.
Now sitting crosslegged, one hand on their chin, elbow resting on knee, they continued.
"I mentioned that war, right? That huge old fuckin' robot out in the woods? That's mine. It kept me alive. An entire multitude of nanomachines all geared with one single mind, laser-focused, on keeping me alive. It worked, but vampirism seems to beat them out, so they adapted. I'm getting used to it too. Even Sandra was surprised."
[forum cryptid: it/it's](Just across the ways, Michael is on a phone call to Iok, who's in orbit.)
So, what you're saying is, Iok, is that the blue and pink galaxies have swapped themselves with a green galaxy?
....
...Of course I know. I can see it from down here.
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Yes, I realise that it may be a problem like last time, but things might be different.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."

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....I thought vampires only had two fangs.