It's a point of view gun. It was on Magrathea... dreadful thing, when you shoot it at someone it shows your point of view completely too them. I saved lives with this once. Wretched isn't it? -is incredibly depressed, no-one would understand how incredibly depressed he is without being hit by the Point of view gun-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-Sees the fear on the blue guy's face and smiles creepily-
Don't worry mate. Oi'd feel bad if oi killed anyone 'oo couldn't come back.
-Sees the mess, takes out a sledgehammer, and lunges, slamming it into the ground and creating a crater and a hole-
That's how ya do it!
-Water drains into hole-
edited 10th Aug '12 12:50:32 PM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!O.O (Eep! Hoo boy, that smile... No no! He seems friendly enough. Don't be scared by him.)
(Nods.) Of course, sir. I understand. (Scratches his neck.)
(Flinches a little at the sledgehammer.)
Er... Thanks?
edited 10th Aug '12 12:54:38 PM by TheIcySneasel
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.-Comes back because TV Tropes is being a dick-
-Goes back to working-
MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist-Thumbs up-
No problem mate!
-Puts hammer back into wherever he stores his weapons-
Gotta say mate, that's the first toime Oi've used that hammer for anything other than killin' people.
edited 10th Aug '12 1:01:05 PM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!-Smiles again-
Aww, that's apples mate
-Takes out a massive freaking axe
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Here's moi biggest one. Wanna 'ave a go?
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!

Oh! N-nothing much, sir. Heh... (Looks unnerved. Did some sort of assassin just come here?)
Oh dear... (Gets some towels to dry up the water the dishwasher spewed.)
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.