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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12651: Nov 14th 2011 at 9:20:29 PM

Go for it. Although I doubt he'll care. Chronophasia is weird like that. o_e

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12652: Nov 14th 2011 at 9:45:30 PM

OOC: The justification being that the boy had accidentally (No seriously) chipped a piece of bark from the tree that is the traveler's soul. Yeah...

-As Volkov and Joshua stare down Jenova Cloud, the boy is suddenly hoisted up into the air, blood spurting from a hole on his chest-

What the?!

He's here!!!

THOSE THAT WOULD DARE HARM THE WOOD THAT IS MY SOUL SHALL BE STRUCK DOWN!!!

-The Traveler then flashes from invisibility to visibility, his eyes burning with rage and his walking stick the cause of the boy's wound, he then slams the corpse to the ground and repeatedly stabs it with the pointy end-

Wood that is his soul... That's it! His tree is his weakness!

What the fuck does that have to do with anything?!

We can't kill him normally, So we need to find his tree and burn it down!

-The Ghost's conversation are ignored by the traveler, who was consumed by rage that someone would dare touch his tree-

edited 14th Nov '11 9:50:01 PM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12653: Nov 14th 2011 at 9:53:03 PM

-the boys smiles- Everything that rises must converge. You are not ready yet.

-the boy flickers and vanishes, then reappears in a fishing net strung from the ceiling-

-Jenova shows her disapproval of his presence by screeching into everyone's minds-

Cloud is now chained to a bed, by the way.

edited 14th Nov '11 9:58:41 PM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#12654: Nov 14th 2011 at 10:40:03 PM

You.

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12655: Nov 14th 2011 at 10:41:46 PM

-The boy smiles benignly-

Me.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
pyr0h1tman8 What'd you just say about my hair?! from The Land Down Under Since: Jul, 2010
What'd you just say about my hair?!
#12656: Nov 14th 2011 at 10:48:43 PM

-Sion activates his lightsaber. He isn't sure who he wants to kill, but he sure as hell wants to kill someone.-

I don't know if I want him to actually do anything. I have a massive migraine.

edited 14th Nov '11 10:52:54 PM by pyr0h1tman8

In our heart, Mr. Ando will always be a penguin.
GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12657: Nov 14th 2011 at 10:50:03 PM

-The boy disappears from the ceiling along with the net, and reappears in front of Sion, grinning in delight-

You are... mad.

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
TARDISES pirate girl Since: May, 2011
pirate girl
#12658: Nov 14th 2011 at 11:54:01 PM

Reimu would have assisted if I didn't have to go.

Chen: What's going on now?

Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12659: Nov 15th 2011 at 1:23:42 AM

-An array of thorny tentacles shoot out from the Traveler's robe, rip the net apart and ensnare the boy-

The king is too good for the likes of you.

edited 15th Nov '11 6:50:19 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12660: Nov 15th 2011 at 4:46:49 AM

-The boy blinks out of existence again, only to appear in front of the Traveller, holding a bowl of fruit with fruit and two broken test tubes in it-

Hello.

This guy is what happened when the writers were so busy trying to be deep that they forgot what they were going for in the first place. They even apologised for him on the DVD commentary. Be warned; your brain might get baked.

edited 15th Nov '11 5:21:24 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12661: Nov 15th 2011 at 6:55:23 AM

-The Traveler's hand reaches out, grabs the boy's head and he opens a portal underneath himself and the boy, with intent to slowly torture him until the pain he had received has been returned 20 fold-

edited 15th Nov '11 6:58:14 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12662: Nov 15th 2011 at 6:58:04 AM

-The portal leads into a luxurious hotel room. The room is empty, save for a dead bird on the bed-

You have looked death in the face many times, but you have not guessed its secret.


{It is gone? It should not be here.... }

edited 15th Nov '11 7:03:00 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12663: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:04:11 AM

-The fire in the traveler's eyes die down slightly, for he is in the presence of a being with greater control of the dimensional boundaries; a being that whose power will be offered to him. He then stabs the bird with his stick, bringing it back to life, only for him to break it's wings and legs, leaving it in agony-

Death is a distant memory to me, For the King hath given me the gift of separation.


-Joshua and Volkov meanwhile, recover from Jenova's screeching-

edited 15th Nov '11 7:11:39 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12664: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:13:47 AM

-The bird explodes in a puff of smoke and fire. They are suddenly in a cave, with many tunnels leading away from the area-

Composite things are like bubbles. Dreams.

I love this guy. He's so delightfully non-sequiter.


-turns slowly to Volkov- {You despise me so... just like my Son. Perhaps you project your own hatred of your Mother onto me?}

edited 15th Nov '11 7:14:49 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12665: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:20:24 AM

She is no mother... She's nothing but a whore who deserved to die crumpled in a dirty alley of drug overdose!


Nothing is real, Everything has no meaning. The only reality is pain and the only meaningful action in existence is to spread it.

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12666: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:22:42 AM

{And what of me? I have not abandoned my Son... I will never abandon my Son....}


-The boy laughs. A mangled baby appears in the center of the cave floor-

Composite things are like dreams. Fantasies. Bubbles. Thoughts. Like a dewdrop and a flash of lightning. A new dress and a burning tire. Waves of sand and sinking ships. The shadow of a statue, and an entry in a diary. A brain tumor and an ice cream sundae. They are thus to be regarded.

edited 15th Nov '11 7:23:12 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12667: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:36:15 AM

-The traveler tears the baby apart with his hands and eats it-

Since you have obviously gone insane from the knowledge you gained... This should put you right back to thinking sanely.

-The cave breaks down as the two are swallowed into a black void, reappearing inside what seems to be a giant organism, where the flow of time and dimensional coherency seems to be nothing more than a joke-

Go ahead, Try something.


You didn't abandon him? He wanted to leave you because you're a goddamn alien!

edited 15th Nov '11 7:37:14 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12668: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:41:30 AM

{So are many others in this place.... They have not cared for him as I have.} -Pulls at the chains. A few spring loose-


My time is not your time. You are unborn. -A broken bottle appears in front of them. He watches it-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12669: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:50:19 AM

-A beat-

But the King is, was, and will always be.

-the area where the two are suddenly open with hundreds of eyes, all of them focusing on the boy before firing off beams of energy that drain away at his godly power-


-Volkov and Joshua fire a few warning shots at Jenova Cloud-

Don't even think about it, you sentient cancer colony.

edited 15th Nov '11 7:56:15 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12670: Nov 15th 2011 at 7:56:04 AM

-He disappears when they hit, and the air is filled with bacteria. The broken bottle fixes itself and fills itself with small white pills, then floats over to the Traveller-

Time is in our minds.


-Cloud pulls free of the bed and "watches" Joshua and Volkov. Turns to Joshua- {You use him... has it proved advantageous to you?}

edited 15th Nov '11 7:57:50 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12671: Nov 15th 2011 at 8:04:17 AM

-The bacteria does nothing and the Traveler inhales it with a deep breath as the eyes dilate and start to counter-manipulate the boy's power-

You may evade the king, but you cannot leave from his domain without his permission. And should you escape, your fate is to know his name. Now, Adieu.

-The traveler then leaves by blinking out of existence-


-The two Ghosts fire more shots at Jenova, these ones far closer than the last ones-

OOC: What is this boy anyway?

edited 15th Nov '11 8:06:34 AM by Strigon

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12672: Nov 15th 2011 at 8:09:16 AM

-He remains motionless, letting the shots pass him. His head cocks at a ninety degree angle again-

{And so your true colors are revealed.... I would never hurt my Son....}


-The boy smiles and clasps his hands together in anticipation-

Damned if I know... I don't think the writers do, either. They've even said as much. I'll voip him out of existence in a bit.

edited 15th Nov '11 8:10:50 AM by GameSpazzer

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12673: Nov 15th 2011 at 8:13:56 AM

-The two Ghosts are stoic about the whole situation-

We heard his wish monster, That death is a preferable alternative to being your puppet.

-Volkov cocks his rifle-

And if Cloud makes it... I'll do everything in my power to save his life and rid him of your malignant influence once and for all.

-Joshua also cocks his gauss rifle, the two Ghosts now stare Jenova down, waiting for her to make the first move-

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GameSpazzer The Beta Male from Against! The! Wall! Since: Jun, 2010
The Beta Male
#12674: Nov 15th 2011 at 8:21:14 AM

It's like a game of chicken! Except with aliens.

-Takes a step towards the Ghosts- {He is just as much your puppet as mine. Would you risk it?}


-The pills scatter everywhere-

MY SOUL IS DARK BUT MY HAIR IS COLORFUL — Brahian Pokémon Alchemist
Strigon Planet-Killer Since: Jul, 2010
Planet-Killer
#12675: Nov 15th 2011 at 8:32:13 AM

-The eyes then encase the boy in a force field as a freakishly tall faceless man wearing a black coat and carrying a 4-headed scythe steps into the cavern and slowly walks towards the boy-


This one's going through your goddamn leg if you take one more step alien scum!

edited 15th Nov '11 8:32:38 AM by Strigon

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