Phew! I would'a been worried if I like- stepped into one of 'em like... Villain Timelines. Where the Nazis won world-war 2 or something. And suddenly everyone is evil except like- those few rebel superheroes, y'know?
edited 15th Aug '17 4:52:02 PM by RegularDefender
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postFront Yard->Kinnikuman's Wrestling Ring
(Neptuneman heads out to Kinnikuman's wrestling ring. It has been completely repaired since the last battle.)
Hey, brother! These two wanna fight!
(Kinnikuman spots Neptuneman and the Saiyan girls. His eyes widen and his jaw drops.)
Alright. I guess I'll get my ass handed to me again.
Not this time, you've got me on your side.
(Kinnikuman just nervously smiles at Neptuneman.)
-joking tone- Now you could be just saying that to lure me in a false sense of security- throwin' a false hand. Like this. -throws one of his (prosthetic) arms onto the ground, casually-
-there's a smoke rising from a vent, almost already in a plume in the main room-
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Fight?!
Caulifla's widen eyes take in the new information as she gleefully watches Berserk!Kale stomp out of the burning remains of her aura. As monstrous as she appears, there's something slightly...off about this brutish female. Her body looks tense, though out of personal restraint as Berserk!Kale's shadow easily eclipses her boss.
"SIS...GOING TO TAKE...THAT BOX," Berserk!Kale's pointing arm ratchets towards the large gift box. "AND...OPEN...IT....OR....KILL...YOU...."
An awkward threat, or a pleading warning? Caulifla doesn't skip a beat regardless, eagerly opening her present to reveal:
"What?! Keeeeerrrrrru-san?!" Caulifla pulls out a new, white and black training uniform for casual usage. In addition, a couple of memorabilia, empty photo-displays, some food and body care products, and some "video games" were available inside. "This shit's awesome, Keeru-san! Sounds like we're gonna be fightin' in style!"
Good, now to channel that positive emotion, Kale.
edited 15th Aug '17 5:38:02 PM by XMenMutant22
Grinning at her competition, Caulifla looks up her protegee with a nod. The tomboy (err, I mean Caulifla here) is surprised that Kale is willingly transforming (and showing some restraint to boot), though it doesn't seem like Kale is done yet.
On the outside, the streaming brute continues to constrict herself as Berserk!Kale yells in anguish. So far, it seems par for the course, though the bizarre flexing is new. In fact, it looks as if she's fighting herself internally.
"Keeru?! Keeru-san, take it easy!" Caulifla calls out; her concerns distract the Saiyan long enough for her to reveal "Scissors".
The sight lasts for a few more minutes until more stream and aura engulfs Kale again...into a blinding yellow look. It ceases soon after, revealing Kinnikuman's new Olympic fitness trainer!
-notices Savannah- Oh. Hi. Sorry about the entrance.
... Part of me thought it was a good idea to... scout out. Slightly. Mostly because i don't know where I am.
So... if you could tell me. That would be fantastic. -his emotions are very subdued in his tone, just a slight monotone-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postKinnikuman's Wrestling Ring
(Neptuneman reveals "rock", so his team goes first.)
(Kinnikuman jumps out of the ring and waits by the corner for further instruction.)
(Neptuneman goes for the big boot kick on Kale. If it makes contact, the kick would push Kale into the ropes, giving Neptuneman a possible opportunity to hit her with a Quarrel Bomber lariat.)
edited 15th Aug '17 6:14:42 PM by josh6243
What- me? No. I'm human.
-looks to the side for a moment, and says something inaudibly, before looking frustrated-
Al right by my honour I can't lie. I do have a smoke spirit attached to my soul. It's a long story. -waves a hand slightly dismissively- Trust me, you don't want to know- because Ashita, the smoke spirit, would want me to tell the entire thing.
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