-became generally 0_0-
-also Daisy's translator is on the table with a note saying "i have no idea which one is the right one, i had two for some reason! sorry i couldn't stick around, but i think you can get somebody to put it on for you, daisy. -john"-
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean-Musses Daisy's head in affection, surprised by the sound if her voice-
Oookay
-Turns back to the guy-
The point of killin' is ta have fun. Ta see how much blood yew can pull out of someone. Ta see how long 'is 'eart beats after ya pull it out. It's ta play golf with the bloke's 'ead. Oi've killed a lot of moi good friends loike Vagineer jes because oi was bored. Sure it 'urts, but then ya just come back.
edited 10th Aug '12 9:02:01 AM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!-raises an eyebrow- Great, now the cat can talk. Please tell me when I can get the hell out of here. It doesn't look like my Target's here anyway.
-to Sniper- No, that's just the fool's excuse for killing. Killing is to make sure that someone is out of your way, so that they can't come back and fuck all your shit up.
edited 10th Aug '12 9:03:18 AM by Olivetree
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."-Takes the translator on Daisy and crushes it-
There ya go.
-To the guy-
Nah mate. The only way ya can ensure that is ta get stronger. When ya kill someone, they're gonna come back, so ya make sure that yew can beat them no matter what. Or else nothins gonna stop them from killin' yew back.
edited 10th Aug '12 9:05:19 AM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!

-thinking- "So people talk to cats in here... Wow, like this place can't get any weirder"
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."