-Gets up in the most disturbing manner possible-
'Appens all the toime mate.
-Looks at the cat-
Aww...
-Takes out another bowl and pours some milk, then sets it out in front of the kitty-
This ain't never gonna get back 'ome, so moight as well.
edited 10th Aug '12 7:28:38 AM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!-Picks her up-
So now ya end yer loife as a cat. Wot a let down that must be fer ya.
-Shrugs-
Better than bein' a human, oi say.
-Has an idea, disappears with her, then reappears half-in and half-out of the ceiling upside down-
Let's see if ya can hang on the ceiling.
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!-Shakes his head-
Oi can't mate. Back 'ome Gentlespy's always shadowin' me. 'E's 'andy in a foight, but he'd blab moi secret ta awl and sundry if 'e saw me playin' wit a cat. And oi 'ave a reputation ta uphold.
-Nods at the next statement-
The best sound is when they stop. Outside the body.
-Shrugs-
But only if its a human's. Cats aren't any fun ta kill. They're tew cute.
edited 10th Aug '12 8:17:37 AM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!-Shakes his head-
It's not about that. When yer a freak loike me, the best part is seein yer victims piss their pants befer ya kill them. They know me, and they're scared of me. But if word got out that oi loike cats, suddenly they moight start laughin. That takes all the fun out of it.
-Looks at the rules-
Whoi do ya 'ave that bloody "no killin'" rule anyway? The people 'oo die are jes gonna come back anyway.
edited 10th Aug '12 8:25:01 AM by YouJellyBro
Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!Mew. (Acually the people who come back have reasons why. Some are cursed. Some are immortal and some just because. Everyone else stays dead sadly...)
-lowers head-
Mew... (Plus death is not funny. My friend Lok died from head removal and Sis died somehow...)
edited 10th Aug '12 8:31:31 AM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

-wakes up-
Mew.
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!