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YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126476: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:47:10 AM

-Smiles and refills the bowl-

There ya go. Enjo-

-Sees lumberjack and abruptly stands up-

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126477: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:48:55 AM

-a bunch of mountaineers appear behind him, they start singing- I'm a lumberjack and I'm Ok, I sleep all night and I work all day. -the mountaineers- He's a lumber jack and he's ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126478: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:49:57 AM

-Pulls out a huge axe-

Ya mean loike this mate?

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
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#126479: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:50:42 AM

-nods-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
LatverianBadger Calamity is a housewife from gacha hell Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
Calamity is a housewife
#126480: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:51:43 AM

(lapping up the refilled milk happily)

"Shake the dust." - Anis Mojgani
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126481: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:51:49 AM

-Grins-

'A course, oi don't chop wood with this. And oi suppose yew do?

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126482: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:53:37 AM

-nods- I chop down trees, I eat my lunch, on Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!

-the Mountaineers- He chops down trees, he eats his lunch, on Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.

-they go into the chorus-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126483: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:54:57 AM

Wot about people? Do ya go after people?

edited 10th Aug '12 6:56:00 AM by YouJellyBro

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126484: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:57:03 AM

-they all stop mid song- Well, no. No I don't.

-the mountaineers- Well, no, he doesn't.

-the song starts up again- Cause I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Ok, I sleep all night and I work all day

Cause he's a Lumberjack and he's Ok, he sleeps all night and he works all day.

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126485: Aug 10th 2012 at 6:58:57 AM

-Scoffs-

Pshh. Boring. Yer wastin' yer toime mate.

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126486: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:00:33 AM

-a man in a suit appears with a desk beside Sniper- And now for something completely different.

-the Lumberjack and all the mountaineers turn into penguins and explode in confetti-

-disappears-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126487: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:01:12 AM

-Looks around-

The 'eck?

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126488: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:02:59 AM

-WO-GAN appears- And now we... have appeared... in this strange... place...

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126489: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:05:19 AM

-Looks at Wogan-

Oi'd be really confused by now if oi didn't live in Opualand anyway.

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126490: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:07:39 AM

And now we... meet this... Sniper who tells us how important it is not to judge people by their cover...

You see, the Sniper loves, Cats, using assorted weaponry and among other things is very strong. -grins-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126491: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:09:18 AM

-Looks surprised-

'Ow the 'eck did you know that?

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126492: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:11:19 AM

As you can see... the sniper... is a very surprising Character.

You see... I do research... into everyone I talk to... Including... people from strange worlds...

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126493: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:12:48 AM

-Scratches his head-

'Ow do you manage to foind anything about me?

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126494: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:13:45 AM

I just... Have my sources... Which I am not at liberty to tell anyone...

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126495: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:15:48 AM

-Shrugs-

Makes sense not ta tell me. 'Owd ya get here anyway?

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126496: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:16:30 AM

Through that... door there. -points to thin air-

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126497: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:20:44 AM

-Disappears, and reappears in mid-air where Wogan pointed, upside down-

Oi don't see no door here.

edited 10th Aug '12 7:20:51 AM by YouJellyBro

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126498: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:21:29 AM

Well... It was there... a moment ago...

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
YouJellyBro Mann vs Machine Since: Jun, 2012
Mann vs Machine
#126499: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:24:02 AM

-Falls down-

Gah!

-Leaves another crater in the floor, but seems to be unharmed-

Welcome lambs, to the slaughter!
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#126500: Aug 10th 2012 at 7:25:47 AM

Are you... Al right?

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."

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