I do have an alternative though. I learned this after I was told what my nature was.
-Pygma runs a finger around his left wrist-
-making a circular motion-
-the left hand falls off, as pitch black as the rest of him... until it starts to slowly turn into fertile dirt-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post-it's good dirt-
-lots of nutrients inside it-
I did say I was dirt.
-Pygma places the stump on his left arm into the rock he was sitting on, retracting it as a new hand is revealed in its' place, pitch black-
-a perfectly formed hole in the shape of a hand now in the rock-
Rocks are almost the same as dirt. Similar enough. That I can use them as replacement.
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Likewise, the aura-engulfed Kale prepares to fire her own blasting strike, but the masked wrestler's quick clothesline move forces the Saiyan to throw her Ki-Blast away. Her stressing body is knocked around the ring multiple times by her pain train conductor, blacking in and out of consciousness before winding up in the sky. Then, slamming hard into the ground, she awakens again to find her body's limit cracking from Kinnikuman's stretching move!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
Suddenly, the surrounding area's coloring temporally adopts a bizarre green filter zeroing in on Kale's overflowing center, before the girl seemingly detonates in a powerful flash of bursting energy.
Caulifla, impressed by Kinnikuman's skills and Kale's surprising determination, originally couldn't wait to see her protegee find her way out of this. Then, she hears Kale's bone-chilling shriek, and quickly rushes to her aid.
"Now that's 'nough, old man! "
In a lunging punch, with a battle cry to boot, Caulifla would have made her strike towards the wrestler until she's blown back by Kale's transformation taking effect. She quickly recovers through a one armed flip on the ground, looking back at her power-wrapped protegee with fear and excitement.
I don't know. I have been alive for only a year. Maybe less.
Many things are unknown to me.
But I do know one thing.
A chicken crosses the road, to get to the other side. But it is a long road.
Takes the chicken a lifetime, and eventually... just as it gets to the other side- it expires. Dies.
However it still succeeded in getting to the other side. If you consider the road to be its' life.
Sounds like a big test of your abilities.
-picks up one of the books to thumb throw it slightly-
Invasions have never been pretty. Never seen anyone excited for one. Apart from maybe once, but that was a pretty big exception.
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this postIt was the natives of the planet Africanus Delta. It wasn't the name the natives gave that planet, but it's the common name used after humanity discovered it.
I was living among them at the time the first humans settled down. There was hype for it. People were sharpening their knives on the street, because it was something new and out of the world.
Africanus Delta's a weird place in general. But the populace managed to get themselves hyped to defend their homeland, when the first human colonists were literally just a science team.
The fact that the humans were not there to attack them was enough of a let-down that it caused a civil war...
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As Caulifla continues the witness the disrupted landscape, her attention latches onto the Kinnikuman's inquiry with a smug smile. "The pant-shitting kind. Wanna run?" True, what's about to happen next is probably going to be a deathly mess, but Caulifla couldn't resist the chance to gloat about her protegee's second wind. In fact, this opportunity could lead to an idea she's been thinking of recently...
The blinding transformation ceases to reveal a towering, muscle-bound thug of a woman with a seemingly intimidating green aura of pulsing energy. She merely floats motionless above in the sky, amazingly still wrapped in Lune's Saiyan Battle Armor from top to both. She's breathing heavily, but appears to be sleeping in an upright position.
edited 25th Jul '17 7:57:13 PM by XMenMutant22
It's not even the weirdest part about them.
They have this belief- that if your name on your house is upside-down. It means you're dead. That is the common assumption.
Of course, it takes just one counter-culture rebel to go around pranking people by flipping names upside-down before people think there's been mass-death.
I'll give them credit though... they had world-peace by the Iron Age. After that they just sorta- weirdly kept themselves in a planet-wide blob of a nation. Violence became a domestic issue.
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(@Pygma) (listens to Pygma's joke and grins.) G-good one
Kinnikuman's Wrestling Ring
I'll never give up! (gives a thumbs up to Roo) I'm sure those words ain't in my dictionary, ya hear me! Kinniku Buster!
(Kinnikuman rushes at Kale and attempts to do his signature finishing hold on Kale, but since Kinnikuman's a little fatigued, it might be reversed into a Kinniku Buster)
edited 25th Jul '17 8:32:05 PM by josh6243
Once Kinnikuman's charge becomes close enough to Berserk!Kale's proximity, the gladiator finally awakens to stretch out her arm and grab towards the wrestler nonchalantly. Her large hand would possess a pretty powerful grip around Kinnikuman's upper body, though the sight of him spawns an ironic idea in her mind.
"HUUUURRRRR-RAAAAAAH!"
Quickly, Berserk!Kale uses the royal wrestler's Kinniku Buster against him as she power slams the both of them into the ring. A successful slam would produce a large, ground shattering shockwave.
Caulifla merely shrugs off Kinnikuman's overconfidence as he watches him attack. She had a feeling on the exciting outcome, but she didn't want to ruin the surprise (or her lack of a plan whenever Kale's done with him). Though, she couldn't help but turn away briefly to spot a little robot within the trees. Raising an eyebrow, she asks: "The hell are you suppose to be?"
edited 25th Jul '17 9:01:29 PM by XMenMutant22

-Pygma lowers its' hand down-
-below the vine- Careful. Most things I've touched have died.
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