(He bows his head in slight sadness)
"I perfectly understand. I too, wish to go home. Sensei had been missing for a while, and he said he had been transported to another world. Apparently he had fought some strong beings, yet he still missed home."
(He sighs, venting some steam)
"Now I know this feeling firsthand. It is strange though. The world Sensei described was remarkably similar to this one..."
bork(He starts with a shock, slamming his hands on the coffee table with excitement. His voice loses its robotic tone, sounding more like an excited child.)
"Y-You know Saitama-sensei?! Why didn't I see it sooner!"
(Calming down slightly, he speaks with a more neutral tone of voice.)
"It is prevalent you tell me about his time here. For...report, purposes"
bork(Well, This Is Gonna Suck.)
....He seriously injured a friend of mine, though it was no fault of his own.
Like I said, it was complicated.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."(He nods, eyes still shut.)
"Good."
(He leans back in his chair and sighs.)
"It's just... ! Sensei is usually quite perceptive. I do not understand why he would do that. He must have been tricked in some way. He would never hurt someone innocent!"
~SLAM!~
(He looks down at the broken table.)
"I-I'm sorry, please continue."
bork(...Broken table. Probably not a good idea to piss this guy off.)
...Well, the story goes is that someone mistakenly believed my friend to be a planet-destroyer, and she came here looking for her. It didn't take long to even find her of course, but she was successful in injuring her a couple of times.
So, when Saitama — your Sensei — came into the picture, and once I figured out the general idea of his power, I thought it was a good idea to send him her way in an attempt to teach her a lesson.
(He hangs his head in shame) ...It didn't work out as well as I'd hoped. She fooled him into attacking my friend, and with her help, she was almost killed. All because of some stupid mistake I made.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."(He smiles weakly)
"Sounds like Sensei had some fun."
(He sighs again, but his temper has calmed)
"You must understand, from what he tells me, Saitama-sensei has not felt alive for over a year and a half. He desperately believes that if he finds an opponent to match him, he will feel joy again. He will do anything, anything for a decent match. Yet there is none."
(He smiles fully now)
"I fully understand your intent, and while it did backfire, it was simply because of your unawareness of Saitama's conundrum. On behalf of him, I forgive you."
One more post, then I'm off to bed.
edited 15th Jul '17 2:52:22 PM by Enirboreh
bork(Michael breathes a sigh of relief once Genos has disappeared. Dodged a bullet there, Tapferin.)
(He looks at his watch. ...Demon Cyborg, huh?)
Yeah, Michael overheard Genos introducing himself.
edited 15th Jul '17 3:09:02 PM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."

Well then, I guess you can call us intelligent monsters.
-Louis crosses his arms with a smirk on his face-
... I'm Louis, Louis the Red Deer. This sheep is Three. He won't understand you.
edited 15th Jul '17 12:55:26 PM by Tatsumar
Deer