—!
(Lansie jumps to attention, pulling out a Poké Ball from her coat)
(this one's blue-and-white - a "Great Ball", as they call it in the biz)
Ghh... get inside! That cry's a Salamence - it might be heading this way!!
(indeed, the sound of approaching flapping wings can be heard, followed by a louder roar...)
No, I know how this Pokémon works. It...
(Lansie trails off when the Salamence in question flies overhead)
(good news - it's not even giving the house the time of day, just flying by as it roars again)
(bad news - its expression, if he can catch it, looks absolutely savage)
(combine that with its giant, crescent-shaped wing, as well as the battle wounds it seems to bear but pays no mind to...)
...No way.
(Lansie mutters to herself as the Salamence - no, the Mega Salamence - flies off into the horizon)
(nods)
If that Mega Salamence is feral, then we have to catch it for our safety and everyone else's. Mega Evolutions tend to go berserk - unless they have a strong Trainer to anchor them, and keep them as themselves.
I want to find that Trainer, if they exist. Just so I can be sure it isn't a threat.
-chuckles even more-
I'd be surprised if you even took me on!
-his smile's wide-
I'm well past my prime... I'm wrinkly- with a bad leg, and eyesight that is corrected by lenses...
Not that I assume you couldn't observe that for yourself.
-he tips his hat a little, knowingly-
1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post

...Hm.
(yeah, come to think of it... awfully sunny here...)