Uh, hell no? We got waiting staff at HQ, too!
Hey, how many evil governments have you overthrown, man? How many earth gods have you punched in the mouth?
-The hammer is driven into his gut, which, weakened heavily by Homura's grenade attack, cannot shrug off the blow-
GH-!...
-He lets go and hops backward, clutching his midsection and coughing from the blow-
edited 18th Jun '17 10:41:45 PM by MacDuffy
-with the call of his name and an energy boost, koata starts to glow brighter than normal-
-he's not just glowing like a lamp though geese. Something is changing about the boy-
-the color of orange is replaced with pink and shine like that of the pink galaxy that was once in the sky-
-the broad brick shoulders and large fists are now spacey satarn rings-
-and what was once a big ass construction tool is now a flail with stars for chains an a moon for a ball-
-triumpant spacey music plays now-
Inspired by the stars of a fallen friend! Space Based Form Activated!
edited 18th Jun '17 10:54:12 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!-Clark chuckles-
Hey, maybe I've got the makings of a master wizard.
-LOUIS-
Those kinds of excuses don't really befit a guy tryin' to be perfect at everything, y'know...
Oh, you went to Mars, Ohhhhhh.....
Mars came to us once, and we kicked Mars' ass!
...!?
-Geese blinks for a moment-
...What...?....
-Before gritting his teeth, infuriated-
Oh, what is this, a cartoon!?!
edited 18th Jun '17 10:51:04 PM by MacDuffy
...!?!
-Geese jumps backward further to evade the moon, trying to get an opening large enough to advance...-
-LOUIS-
So you should learn how to fight and defend yourself, then.
-RAMONA-
..Uh....Alright, how's this?
-He does the Stupid Fucking Thumb Trick-
Nahnahnahnah don't change the subject!
Did you kick Mars' ass?
-Ralf merely shrugs and exhales in a mocking matter-
That settles it, I guess!...So much for your million-year-old organization of yellowbellies.
...!?!
-Geese tries to keep cognizance of all of the oncoming stars and planets, but his dodging can last forever, and they begin to strike him-
Gh-...GH-...GAH-!
edited 18th Jun '17 11:01:37 PM by MacDuffy
-koata puts the handle of the stars on his watch-
Special Attack Created. Choose it's name.
-the stars retract and close in on one another while koata is flying at geese-
-there is no escape geese, like a black hole, there is only doom-
FIST OF INFINITE SPACE!
[[purpel:-the saterns and stars gather around koata's fist as he is pulled right toward him-]]
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!Maybe it woulda been cooler if my unit wasn't so much better at it!
Well, I haven't been taught any magic, yet. I have to make do.
Oh-..I know a card trick, too!
-LOUIS-
So don't pick fights. Learn so you can end fights.
...!?!
-Geese can barely keep his footing as he's dragged inward-
-He glares at Koata, eyes ablaze with hate-
-...What an ATROCIOUS attack name.-

"Koata!"
-Decides "fuck it" and holds out a hand, charging Koata with some of her own energy...but also passing out as a result-
"Boom. I win."
And with that, I sleep