Well, I mean...Apart from being a deer, and all.
I told you: Simple business.
If I let you off for just an apology after an attempt on my life like that, I'd be sending a poor message.
And, in truth...Well, even busy men like me need to entertain themselves, from time to time.
edited 18th Jun '17 7:16:41 PM by MacDuffy
Not catching my drift? Alright, I'll spell it out for you.
-He clenches an outstretched hand, grinning wickedly-
I like to crush my foes with my bare hands.
-LOUIS-
What do you hang out with, besides other deer?
-RAMONA-
Well, why don't you treat yourself?
-He pulls another Generic Value Brand Cola out from the fridge and tosses it to her-
edited 18th Jun '17 7:25:51 PM by MacDuffy
So it's a whole menagerie of talking animals, huh? What an odd dimension...
-Listen to that FIZZ, Ramona-
-the forbidden elixir lies inside this can-
-it ain't even DIET-
A show for me. A test for you.
Part of the terms of our agreement was leaving you alive. Had he rendered you beaten and bloody on his own, I would have considered the business dealt with and moved on with other matters. But, obviously, you surpassed my initial expectations.
It's true what they say, in the end. If you want something done right...
Somethin' on your mind, Big Mama?
-Came a voice from near Laura....-
edited 18th Jun '17 7:34:45 PM by MacDuffy
-Ralf, the bandanna-clad muscle-man, stands there, giving her a hearty wave and a smile-
Yo!
That ever become a problem with the predators? Sure they gotta eat something, after all.
-FEEL THAT CHEMICAL BURN-
-FEEEEL THE CAFFEINE FLOOOOW THROUGH YOU-
Harder to find help better than a machine with missile-launching capabilities like that.
But you avoided those missiles, didn't you? Deftly. It was as if you simply never were.
Which means you either have instantaneous teleportation........or you can stop time.
edited 18th Jun '17 7:38:57 PM by MacDuffy
Oi, penny for your thoughts, lady? Gal as big as you's gotta have heavy thoughts, yeah?
-YES-
-DELICIOUS-
-SUCH A FLAVORFUL LIQUID EXPERIENCE-
-Not a thing, Homura-
-Just bare hands-
Have you had your fill of talking? I hope you know how to fight directly: Even with that power of yours, you won't be getting away.
edited 18th Jun '17 7:42:49 PM by MacDuffy

(Michael thinks for a second)
(sigh) Looks like I'll have to look through the archives on information of Pre-Ahab energy sources.
...Say, do you know anything about someone called 'Howard?'
edited 18th Jun '17 7:12:15 PM by G2BattleConvoy
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."