Upstairs
Homura: ... It only needs to be slow enough so that I don't believe you are attempting to retrieve a weapon.
The damned queen and the relentless knight.Alright, that I can do!
-He matches the speed and reaches behind himself, pulling out.....THE CARD-
Aha! See this? Official license officially qualifying me as an official member of the Justice League! O-fficially.
-The painting suddenly JUMPS, startled by the pair's sudden arrival-
WOAH don't shoot!!
Upstairs
Homura: (E) ... (subtlest eye-roll ever)
(PM) ... (subtlest look of perplexity she can muster - does she not recognize the Justice League, Plastic Man?)
(M/J, much less subtle reaction to their sudden appearence, by which I mean she suddenly sidestepped away from them and turned to face them, her gun almost turning with her) Mr. Tapferin, Ms. (Insert-last-name-here-because I know Homura knows but I forgot myself).
The damned queen and the relentless knight........
-The painting melts, with a depressing deflation sound effect-
Wow...This place really is the definition of backwater, innit?
Well, alright then, since we're not going to keep our potty mouths scrubbed....
-The oozy pile reforms into....a goggles-clad Eve, sporting a red and yellow version of her current outfit and speaking in an exaggerated Valley Girl accent-
What're you, like, fuckin' dense? Are ya fuckin' retarded or something? D'you, like, fuckin' know who I am! I'm the god damn Plastic Man, chya!.....

"Ahh... good, good... god, this is what I needed- a day to myself.."