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Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#124651: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:13:00 AM

-Caro re-appears on the roof-

   -Meat strolls in, still heavily clothed-   

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124652: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:13:10 AM

TT: She is a troll. We don't have anything like the Combine, whatever kind of alien that is.
TT: And the fact that it was neither was probably the most shocking event in history.
TT: Moving on, The Condesce made a grab for power and slowly rose through the ranks to take over the Earth with the help of some slimy supporters.
TT: Naturally there was resistance to this, my bro, Dave, and my friend's mother, Rose, were the people who headed up this resistance.
TT: Unfortunately, as you can tell by my description, they were unsuccessful.

-looks at Meat again with wonder-

edited 6th Aug '12 11:14:10 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124653: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:15:27 AM

-Collects the plates to wash and refills everyone's glasses-

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124654: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:20:13 AM

GF: Even if she isn't one of the Combine, everything you just described was uncomfortably familiar...
GF: I fear a similar fate will befall myself and those on my world...
GF: Continue.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#124655: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:21:18 AM

   -sits down on a bench that materialised out of nowhere- ...   

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124656: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:22:55 AM

-watches-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#124657: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:25:14 AM

*walks up to Kirby*

Um, excuse me? Can you speak?

i'm tired, my friend
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124658: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:25:28 AM

-Finishes washing and goes back off to the corner-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124659: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:26:19 AM

-Kirby disappears because I'm too busy being a pair of glasses-

-actually, no, Kirby takes pink

Poyo! (Sort of!)

TT: Damn.
TT: Anyway, there isn't much more to add to the whole "Rising to power" part unless I were to go into detail.
TT: Let's talk human extermination.
TT: See, the Condesce and her race, they don't reproduce like humans. Anyone caught making the two back beast was killed right then and there.
TT: In order to not get killed, humans were ordered to mate like trolls. That is to say, they are to supply genetic material and put it in a bucket.
TT: And even then it wasn't an easy way out. If they didn't they died.
TT: You can only imagine how many people died due to being unable to reproduce.

edited 6th Aug '12 11:26:50 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Higginbid vee-gor from Mt. Ebott Since: May, 2012
vee-gor
#124660: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:35:27 AM

Hey spazzy, look at your page with dem goggles on... Hehehe...

...

(Watching gordon talk to AR)

IS THAT ME? AM I THE MOM?
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124661: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:36:42 AM

GF: The Combine also have qualms about sexual reproduction.
GF: But god damn, at least they didn't instigate a genocide on all who did it.
GF: And at least they didn't force their reproductive methods on us.
GF: This Condesce lady is worse than Breen, probably also worse than the Advisors too.
GF: Just... Damn...

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#124662: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:36:57 AM

   -sitting on a bench-   

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124663: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:41:22 AM

-comes into room with some fish-

<Daisy I got fi-pounces plumps and noms on fish-

:3

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124664: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:42:30 AM

Pfft, heheheheh.

TT: Yeah, well, it gets a little worse.
TT: See, she tried to make humans more like her own species.
TT: That is to say, integrate them with her own native concepts.
TT: Trolls have these things called a lusus, they're basically their form of parents.
TT: When human kids were made, they were immediately taken to a lusus to get cared for.
TT: But as it turns out, the lusii don't give two shits about human babies. They either ate, killed, or abandoned them.
TT: Fast forward a bit more where she tried to give humans multi-colored blood to enforce a blood caste system.
TT: Yeah that didn't work either. Ton of people died during that time.
TT: And over time, dry land just kept getting more and more sparse as she kept flooding the Earth with water.
TT: Eventually, whoop, nowhere left to live, and humans just about died out there.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124665: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:48:28 AM

-Watches-

Goggles don't work on my phone. I'm missing the joke here.

edited 6th Aug '12 11:51:02 AM by WonderSquid

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124666: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:51:16 AM

Higgin was a naughty numpty and put something about Cloud x Sephiroth OTP on your profile. He even signed it with your handle. :P

GF: Wow.
GF: What an idiot.
GF: Nobody bothered to give her a biology lesson when she was little, I take it?

edited 6th Aug '12 11:51:56 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#124667: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:51:43 AM

I guess that's a no. What does "poyo" mean I wonder?

i'm tired, my friend
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124668: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:53:41 AM

snop

TT: She likely was when she came here, lady's like some thousands years old.
TT: But she didn't give two fucks about that.
TT: She's a psycho, man, and was only intent on ruling something again.
TT: Only thing that can actually be ruled now are Carapacians.
TT: They're mostly simple minded humanoid things with hard carapace shells.
TT: Dirk and I don't get their company, but our friend does.

Poyo. (It means anything, really.)

edited 6th Aug '12 11:56:01 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Olivetree ETERNAL from The Grave Since: Mar, 2012 Relationship Status: I'd need a PowerPoint presentation
ETERNAL
#124669: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:53:46 AM

   -chillin' being a skinless guy who can't feel pain-   

"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."
PhysicalStamina i'm tired, my friend (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Coming soon to theaters
i'm tired, my friend
#124670: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:55:14 AM

*walks up to Cloud* Excuse me, can you translate what this pink, round creature is saying?

edited 6th Aug '12 11:55:21 AM by PhysicalStamina

i'm tired, my friend
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124671: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:57:03 AM

:P

-Seems surprised that he was addressed directly-

He says it means anything.

edited 6th Aug '12 11:58:09 AM by WonderSquid

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124672: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:57:25 AM

-is curled up on plumps head purring-

-goes to couch and sits there with daisy on head-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124673: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:57:52 AM

GF: Damn.
GF: Everything you just described to me makes what's happening back in my homeworld sound petty.
GF: I'm very sorry.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124674: Aug 6th 2012 at 12:00:31 PM

-Continues watching, looking generally unnoticeable-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124675: Aug 6th 2012 at 12:00:34 PM

[up][up][up]Gee, ain't that an inversion?

TT: Nah, it's cool.
TT: It gets depressing sometimes being all the way out here with, literally, the company of myself and some robots, but we get by fine.
TT: 'sides, if you're dealing with some alien threat, I wish you the best of luck.
TT: Also, I wanted to say I'm sorry for you.
TT: Did you hear from That Guy about some lady?
TT: Apparently she's an alternate universe version of Dirk.
TT: I get the feeling you know her. Some here do, at least.

-nods-

edited 6th Aug '12 12:02:14 PM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean

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