TT: She is a troll. We don't have anything like the Combine, whatever kind of alien that is.
TT: And the fact that it was neither was probably the most shocking event in history.
TT: Moving on, The Condesce made a grab for power and slowly rose through the ranks to take over the Earth with the help of some slimy supporters.
TT: Naturally there was resistance to this, my bro, Dave, and my friend's mother, Rose, were the people who headed up this resistance.
TT: Unfortunately, as you can tell by my description, they were unsuccessful.
-looks at Meat again with wonder-
edited 6th Aug '12 11:14:10 AM by Rivux
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-actually, no, Kirby takes pink
Poyo! (Sort of!)
TT: Damn.
TT: Anyway, there isn't much more to add to the whole "Rising to power" part unless I were to go into detail.
TT: Let's talk human extermination.
TT: See, the Condesce and her race, they don't reproduce like humans. Anyone caught making the two back beast was killed right then and there.
TT: In order to not get killed, humans were ordered to mate like trolls. That is to say, they are to supply genetic material and put it in a bucket.
TT: And even then it wasn't an easy way out. If they didn't they died.
TT: You can only imagine how many people died due to being unable to reproduce.
edited 6th Aug '12 11:26:50 AM by Rivux
mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's meanGF: The Combine also have qualms about sexual reproduction.
GF: But god damn, at least they didn't instigate a genocide on all who did it.
GF: And at least they didn't force their reproductive methods on us.
GF: This Condesce lady is worse than Breen, probably also worse than the Advisors too.
GF: Just... Damn...
Pfft, heheheheh.
TT: Yeah, well, it gets a little worse.
TT: See, she tried to make humans more like her own species.
TT: That is to say, integrate them with her own native concepts.
TT: Trolls have these things called a lusus, they're basically their form of parents.
TT: When human kids were made, they were immediately taken to a lusus to get cared for.
TT: But as it turns out, the lusii don't give two shits about human babies. They either ate, killed, or abandoned them.
TT: Fast forward a bit more where she tried to give humans multi-colored blood to enforce a blood caste system.
TT: Yeah that didn't work either. Ton of people died during that time.
TT: And over time, dry land just kept getting more and more sparse as she kept flooding the Earth with water.
TT: Eventually, whoop, nowhere left to live, and humans just about died out there.
Higgin was a naughty numpty and put something about Cloud x Sephiroth OTP on your profile. He even signed it with your handle. :P
GF: Wow.
GF: What an idiot.
GF: Nobody bothered to give her a biology lesson when she was little, I take it?
edited 6th Aug '12 11:51:56 AM by MobileLeprechaun
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TT: She likely was when she came here, lady's like some thousands years old.
TT: But she didn't give two fucks about that.
TT: She's a psycho, man, and was only intent on ruling something again.
TT: Only thing that can actually be ruled now are Carapacians.
TT: They're mostly simple minded humanoid things with hard carapace shells.
TT: Dirk and I don't get their company, but our friend does.
Poyo. (It means anything, really.)
edited 6th Aug '12 11:56:01 AM by Rivux
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Gee, ain't that an inversion?
TT: Nah, it's cool.
TT: It gets depressing sometimes being all the way out here with, literally, the company of myself and some robots, but we get by fine.
TT: 'sides, if you're dealing with some alien threat, I wish you the best of luck.
TT: Also, I wanted to say I'm sorry for you.
TT: Did you hear from That Guy about some lady?
TT: Apparently she's an alternate universe version of Dirk.
TT: I get the feeling you know her. Some here do, at least.
-nods-
edited 6th Aug '12 12:02:14 PM by Rivux
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-Caro re-appears on the roof-
-Meat strolls in, still heavily clothed-
"You'd never do something as irrational as dying."