Sidekicks?
-He morphs his hand into a Yield Sign-
You're taking things too fast here, we just met!
....?
-He peeks his peepers out the window to see FOOD-RELATED THEFT-
....!
Ah hah! Had a hunch crime would be happening around here!
-He runs directly at at the closed window and dives, his body squashing and squishing through the crack in the window and outside-
-He turns his fingers into a whistle and BLOWS-
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to ask you to drop the confectionaries!
...?
-His ears perk up. Literally growing in size-
What was that? "Bad crap" you say? Sounds like just the kind of vague disturbing descriptor that requires the delicate touch of superheroes like moi!
-He morphs a chair from his backside and has a seat in it, morphing one hand into a notepad and the other into a quill-
Now, tell me some more about this "bad crap".....

Kitchen
(reads the "Plastic Man" logo) Hmm.... Pretty clever title.