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WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124626: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:21:21 AM

-Quietly sets about making lunch-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124627: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:22:31 AM

TT: I could probably convince Dirk to make one.
TT: He'd probably try to talk you into making a Rocket Board instead like I would.
TT: Rocket Boards are so much more rad than jetpacks, dude.
TT: And no, no more sex was the result of an alien empress forcing her ways onto humans.
TT: She's absolutely disgusted by normal human procreation.

Poyo? (Whacha doing, Daisy?)

edited 6th Aug '12 10:23:10 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124628: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:26:45 AM

Mew. (Writing a letter. I got better at writing with my mouth. All I need now is a envelope.)

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124629: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:29:21 AM

-Makes sure to wear his gloves when handling the iron pan-

-Puts it in the oven and goes back to watching-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124630: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:31:56 AM

-wonders if Daisy wants an envelope-

-conveniently regurgitates one in a bubble-

Puahhhh! (So that's where I put my last envelope at!)

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124631: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:35:13 AM

GF: That would be awesome.
GF: Though I'd really prefer a jetpack to a jetboard.
GF: The HEV Suit might make it hard for me to balance on a board.
GF: Actually, it'd be really neat if the jetpack could be an add-on to the suit itself.
GF: But you don't have to.
GF: Next thing I know, the whole Resistance will be asking for 'em.

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124632: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:36:24 AM

-Goes to run possibly quiestionable errands for the Folk as the chicken cooks-

Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124633: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:38:04 AM

TT: Eh, suit yourself.
TT: And I'm pretty sure he has the time for it.
TT: Being one of the last two humans on Earth generally leaves a man with a ton of time.

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124634: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:39:38 AM

-takes envelope, puts letter in and seals it with a sticker-

Mew. (Okay now I just need to get Person to-Where Person go?)

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124635: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:40:10 AM

GF: Yikes... Do I want to ask how that happened?

(Watches Cloud leave, looking vaguely concerned beneath the shades.)

B(

GF: Unrelated to jetpacks or post-apocalyptic scenarios...
GF: But what's up with that guy?
GF: You know the one I'm talking about, right?
GF: The unassuming one who keeps doing servile tasks?
GF: Something feels weird about him...

edited 6th Aug '12 10:40:31 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124636: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:41:45 AM

-Comes back. Wordlessly serves everyone chicken, which is actually good. Also pours wine for them-

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124637: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:42:31 AM

...

(Eats it, enjoying it but subconsciously sensing something amiss.)

edited 6th Aug '12 10:42:52 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124638: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:44:03 AM

-looks at cloud-

Mew. (Person I have a letter for you. )

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124639: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:44:45 AM

TT: You can ask. Neither of us really have any qualms about it, the other one is probably too drunk to properly explain it to you, anyway.
TT: As for him, well.

-explains what's Cloud's deal-

TT: And that's that.

-digs into his serving almost immediately, doesn't bother with the wine, though, too classy for his taste-

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124640: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:45:14 AM

-Nods and takes it. Stands at the table in case anyone needs something-

-Can tolerate being Zack's murderer for now, because he has his head on straight (or as straight as it ever was on)-

edited 6th Aug '12 10:46:45 AM by WonderSquid

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124641: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:48:37 AM

Mew. (Its some questions and stuff. Am I allowed to ask questions about whats in contract thingy?)

-looks at chicken-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124642: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:51:23 AM

GF: Oh...
GF: That's awful.
GF: It's like they removed his free will...
GF: No one should have to...

(Changes the subject to avoid going on a tangent about lack of free will, his personal Berserk Button.)

GF: But anyway.
GF: Please tell me about how humanity got wiped from the Earth.

edited 6th Aug '12 10:51:34 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124643: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:53:08 AM

Yes. But be wary of the answers you get. Words can have more than one meaning.

It would also behoove you to not make them angry.

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124644: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:56:17 AM

Mew. (Got it. It was gonna be for them but now I don't want to send it. It might upset them.)

-nibbles some chicken-

Mew. (So what are you not supposed to do? Other then accept gratitude and apologies.)

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124645: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:56:32 AM

TT: Alright, dudemeister, sit back and let AR take you on a trip through history.

-resists urge to link to "A Whole New World" and putting up some lyrics for fun-

TT: Do you know about Betty Crocker?

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124646: Aug 6th 2012 at 10:58:22 AM

GF: Betty Crocker?
GF: Yes, I think everyone knows about her.
GF: Baking utensils and recipes for old ladies, right?
GF: How odd that she should come up...

edited 6th Aug '12 10:59:38 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Rivux same old me from [a jump to the sky turns to a rider kick] Since: Aug, 2010
same old me
#124647: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:01:58 AM

TT: Not so odd as you think.
TT: In my world, Betty Crocker is just a front for the alien empress I mentioned earlier.
TT: She's practically responsible for much more than baking goods and utensils.
TT: By the way, did you know Gushers were made by Betty Crocker?
TT: Sugary candies have no right to be made by a baked goods company.
TT: Anyway, on November 11th, 2011, Betty Crocker revealed herself as Her Imperious Condescension, an alien that intended to take over Earth and twist it into a terrible copy of her home world.

edited 6th Aug '12 11:02:05 AM by Rivux

mario is red, i am green, i try my best, but everyone's mean
WonderSquid Since: May, 2012
#124648: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:05:51 AM

I'm forbidden to have a name. I'm not allowed to lie. I can't fight back unless I have permission. I can't refuse a direct order from my masters, although I follow the orders given here out of habit, anyway. Every new moon, such as today, I am permitted to travel, although I'm forbidden to enter the human world until my contract expires. I'm forbidden to harm rowan trees. I'm to perform whatever service is required of me by my masters, or any of the other Folk, if my masters permit it. I'm not allowed to make eye contact, or look into mirrors. I'm not allowed to handle iron, silver, or St. John's wort, whatever that is, in case I were to use it against them. I'm forbidden from receiving gifts and charity, unless they're for someone else. I'm not to speak unless spoken to, unless it's to offer service. I'm forbidden from harming my masters, or allowing them to come to harm.

There are more details than that, of course, but I hope that answers your question.

edited 6th Aug '12 11:07:47 AM by WonderSquid

MobileLeprechaun (: from Grayrock, TX Since: Aug, 2009 Relationship Status: Yes, I'm alone, but I'm alone and free
(:
#124649: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:07:35 AM

GF: Damn...
GF: I was aware that Hamburger Helper was Betty Crocker, but not Gushers...
GF: Never would've suspected Betty Crocker...
GF: Always kind of thought it would be McDonald's or Wal*Mart...
GF: What kind of alien is Her Imperious Condescension?
GF: She has nothing to do with a faction called "The Combine", does she?

(Overhears what'shisface reciting the rules. Gets a bad feeling in his stomach.)

edited 6th Aug '12 11:09:41 AM by MobileLeprechaun

make it through this year if it kills you yet | 2001-2019
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#124650: Aug 6th 2012 at 11:10:39 AM

-has face that say god damn thats a lot of rules-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!

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