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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1245626: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:18:34 PM

You heard the kid, I'm a Monster Hunter.

Figured it was obvious by my suit of armor and Gruff, Manly Aura.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245627: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:21:03 PM

I mean — you coulda been a knight, or a soldier, or...

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1245628: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:21:32 PM

"... Nope! They're all boring."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1245629: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:23:04 PM

-wasn't expecting that response-

Huh.

Well- seems like you got your hand unstuck at least.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1245630: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:25:42 PM

Dealing with animals is an important job too.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245631: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:26:24 PM

Sir Tapferin has said not to report on you, and as he is still my superior officer, I will honour his word.

Seriously, you have nothing to worry about.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1245632: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:29:12 PM

Not just any run of the mill animal. Job title's "Monster Hunter" for a reason.

edited 3rd Jun '17 6:30:01 PM by MacDuffy

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245633: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:31:21 PM

You gotta have some seriously interesting stories from that job.


...

He sighs.

He was my partner. Or — maybe partner is not a good way of putting it. More-than-friend.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245635: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:34:51 PM

...Oh.

What does he mean, Si—

I'll explain later, Julieta.

...That must be... awkward.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245636: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:36:07 PM

He got me on academic probation. Still comin' to terms with that.


Well don't let it linger!

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1245637: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:42:29 PM

Well, let's see what could I tell you about?

Oh, how a primer on some of the beasts I've encountered? They make for excellent ghost stories.

G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245639: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:44:13 PM

...Wait, he got you on academic probation?

I thought that particular brand of probation is ultimately up to the board, or whatever ruling body makes the decisions at your school?

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245640: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:45:56 PM

His actions led up to it. It's a mess of complications that I would really rather not think about right now.


Sure!

He leans in.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1245641: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:47:18 PM

What else has been going on for you? Surely that's not everything, is it...?]

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245642: Jun 3rd 2017 at 6:52:01 PM

...I see.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1245643: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:00:11 PM

Well, let's see....I could talk about the Wyvern Rathian, or maybe the electric leviathan, Lagiacrus, or the horned Diablos.

Or perhaps...the Deviljho.

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245644: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:01:14 PM

It's a lot, and I don't want to vent too much.


Well, if it's got "devil" in the name it's gotta be good.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1245645: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:03:36 PM

Hah! The Devil himself would fear that name...

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245646: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:05:10 PM

Why?

edited 3rd Jun '17 7:05:50 PM by Boxen

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1245647: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:11:55 PM

You'd understand, if you met it face to face. Massive enough to dwarf that building, but eyes as small as pinpricks and red as blood. Flesh thick as steel, yet run so ragged by the wounds of time the sinew of muscle has torn through it. So many teeth, eager to bite, that they've torn from the beast's chin. Blood as black as night, pulsing, writhing, hot enough to burn through bare flesh in seconds.

G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245648: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:12:28 PM

No, I get it. People have problems they don't necessarily want to talk about.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245649: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:13:43 PM

It sounds like hellspawn, jeez. Have you just heard of it, or...


Thank you.

edited 3rd Jun '17 7:14:14 PM by Boxen

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1245650: Jun 3rd 2017 at 7:26:35 PM

"I think my arms are getting better!"

squeak.

MEANWHILE

A Gertrude and a Madeline Blackbourne

are having an important discussion on how fucking trashy that new girl down the block is

by which i mean trudy is vehemently denying that there is anything at all wrong with socks and sandals, as long as you're comfortable, which maddie feeels is batshit insane.


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