I... no, I think you are up to speed.
...
I'm sorry. I guess I was having so much fun playing suave that I didn't come clean.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Smiles again-
You're something very special. I'm glad I found you, Eires.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Oh yeah? Tell me how great I am.
-Leans in, smile widening-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?-Oi, superdude, this armoured lady with a big sword is looking down at you-
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Are you of considerable mental derangement, or simply clumsy?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?"You sat with my sorry drunk ass, my sorry, sad ass, and my sorry, wigged-and-strung-out ass. I don't know a whole lot of other people who would do that sort of shit for me."
"Nara!" a voice called out, as a similarly-armoured but far more wild-looking
◊ woman approached.
"...What have we here?"
[forum cryptid: it/it's](He looks confused for a moment, before looking down at his wrist. It is crooked, clearly dislocated)
(He stares at it for while, before looking with an unamused expression up at her)
"No, I'm good. This'll heal right up."
(He grabs his wrist and snaps it into place, making a disgusting "POP" as it did so. A golden glow seemed to appear under the skin.)
"Give that about half an hour, and it'll be fine. Anyway, names Goldrush, though you can call me Dan. Who're you?"
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borkWell, a bit of impersonal advice if you're hoping to avoid that in the future, maybe try not to be such a cutie.
I am Charity Nara Vangeline, Sister of the Order of Our Martyred Lady.
-She looks to Temperance-
Sister, I have found this strange man. Given his dashing good looks and tight-fitting outfit, I can presume him to be some manner of gigolo. I am sorry, sir, you shall find no such sordid business with either of us, we have taken vows of chastity.
Also, Solomon doesn't let me spend my own money any more, not since I bought all those swords at that expo. I would have thought that a swordsmith so obsessed with blades would have kept a cleaner shave, that should have tipped me off as to their inferior quality.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?I see.
-She looks to Temperance-
I rescind my previous speculation. He is not a manwhore.
Heheheh...
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?Just a tip, take it or leave it.
-Taps their nose-
... Colour me impressed, Mister Dan.
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?It is a realm between realms. A simple dwelling surrounded by endless forest and rugged wilderness. A location not nearly as interesting as the assortment who inhabit it.
Aww, someone's going for first prize in the annual tomato impersonation championships. Or at least runner up.
-Gives them a "what are you gonna do about it" smile-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(He stares blankly)
"So, it's a boring pocket dimension? Odd. People just arrive here out of the blue? Or gold, in my case..."
(He stretches a little, before looking into the forest.)
"Well, nice chat an' all, but I need food. Gotta run."
(Creating a small shockwave as he went, he whooshes off in a golden blur, making a loud whistling noise akin to a missile. In the distance, one could here the loud bang of a sonic boom.)
bork... We always get the interesting ones.
Mh?
-Leans in a little more, ear to ear grin-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?

"You're welcome. Can we try not to do this again? Anything else I should know?"
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