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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1245151: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:44:37 PM

...

-tries to bend the satallite with PSYCHIC POWERS to give dib a confidence boost-

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:45:38 PM by Lilqueendaisy

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1245152: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:45:08 PM

I find it doesn't repeat... it mirrors.

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1245153: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:45:16 PM

"Do you mean "soul crushing news and moderately uplifting news"? Because I'd rather have my heart crushed before getting my hopes up."

"Dumb opinions are."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245154: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:46:21 PM

He tries to telekinetically influence the momentum of the stick to have it fly faster.


Lots of opinions could be considered dumb.

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:46:40 PM by Boxen

dead devotion
thespacephantom Jamais vu from the smallest church in Saint-Saëns Since: Oct, 2009
Jamais vu
#1245155: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:47:23 PM

I— I vas simply minding my own business! C-can't a voman be left in peace...?

UN JOUR JE SERAI DE RETOUR PRÈS DE TOI
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1245156: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:48:13 PM

"W-well, I went to, uh...great lengths t-to...simulate a human body a-as accurately as possible, yes..."

"A, and I quote, 'massive, gaping, prolapsed asshole?'"

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1245157: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:51:26 PM

Well, the bad news is that there's a woman in the forest who's twelve feet tall and eats humans. The good news is that I've had a chat with her, and she has promised not to eat you specifically, or anyone else I've left fang marks in.

-She looks up at Ori-

-Then forms a slow grin-


I— all I wanted was to be friends with you!

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:53:40 PM by SR3NORMANDY

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1245158: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:52:57 PM

This narrator actually isn't sure the extent of either Allen or Bryce(?)'s powers but the ship is pretty high up by now.

Ah, hell, this is Invader ZIM we're talking about and against all odds, it works and the ship comes crashing down to earth.

"Arrrrrgh! You miserable humans! You're already too late. She knows you're here. Now it's just a matter of time. eyehehehehehehehahahahahahehehehahaaaaaaaa!"


Eires regained some of their composure.

"Did I fucking stutter?"

edited 2nd Jun '17 6:53:25 PM by ImmortalFaust

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
TheIcySneasel Nightwatch from NIPPON MANJUUUUU Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Nightwatch
#1245159: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:54:21 PM

Huh?? AGHH-!!

(Grabs Bryce and races out of the way)

Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245160: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:54:28 PM

...Well, technicalities aside....

Technology, for the most part, has moved along significantly, but apparently, there are some things as a species that we will never let go.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1245161: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:55:13 PM

"...Why are you giving me that look?"

"Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page before I did this."

-Taps Eires on the head and does almost the same thing as she did to Eve, with one difference-

-Kora just activated all of Eires's pain receptors at the same time-

-Every. Single. One-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1245162: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:55:35 PM

-frowns slightly-

No, don't tell me...

Hatred, war, and poverty?

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245163: Jun 2nd 2017 at 6:59:52 PM

Well, uh... how do I put this?

War has essentially been reduced to the occasional pirate fleet and mercenary force causing trouble, hatred is probably still a thing in that regard.

...And last time I checked, Mars has a serious economic problem. Though I blame that on the local commanding officer more than anything else.

(...Wait, did he say Mars?)

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245164: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:00:54 PM

Holy crap

It didn't take much coercing for him to get out of the way. In fact, with the speed he was running away at, he was dragging Dib with him.

dead devotion
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1245165: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:01:46 PM

Fuuu—

-MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE OUT THE IMPACT ZONE-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1245166: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:04:13 PM

"So you've sucked away a challenge."

"Doesn't keep them from being stupid."

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1245167: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:04:14 PM

The ship exploded due to the law of dramatic effect, leaving the main wreck a burning mass while debris showered the area (roll to dodge).


Eires has been through a lot. Shot, stabbed, crushed under debris, name it and they could probably point you to a scar for it.

But nothing compared to this.

Eires screamed.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1245168: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:04:57 PM

"I don't care if you're one of my sister's favorite pets. Nobody talks to me like that. So, what are we not going to do again?"

SR3NORMANDY Problem Child from N/A - In constant flux Since: Jul, 2012
Problem Child
#1245169: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:06:53 PM

Ramona, I don't want you picking fights with this woman, okay? Her name is Tracey, and I think I can get through to her. I don't want either of you getting hurt.

And it's especially important tha—

-One of her pointed ears twitches-

... Stay here.

-Whoosh, she's a black wolf, racing into the forest-

What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1245170: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:06:59 PM

I mean, there's gotta be a sliding scale of stupid, right? From silly stupid to scary, threatening stupid?


He looks over his shoulder, sees the debris hurtling towards them, and pulls himself and Dib to the ground in an attempt to save themselves.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1245171: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:08:25 PM

Impressive...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
TheIcySneasel Nightwatch from NIPPON MANJUUUUU Since: Jan, 2012 Relationship Status: Armed with the Power of Love
Nightwatch
#1245172: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:08:42 PM

(Dib is taken alongside Bryce)

(Nevertheless, a host of debris falls around Dib, who's ducking to the ground covering his head)

(Most of it actually misses him)

...

(Brings his head back up and looks around him in awe)

...

-THUNK-

Rrgh-!!

(A stray pipe hits hits him in the giant fucking enormous head)

(Topples over on the ground)

edited 2nd Jun '17 7:10:48 PM by TheIcySneasel

Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1245173: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:09:06 PM

"Uh...bye? Does...your mom do that a lot?"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1245174: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:10:55 PM

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!

-allen jumps and gets as low to the ground as he can to avoid the debris-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
G2BattleConvoy The Hope, The Hero from Installation 07 Since: Mar, 2017 Relationship Status: What is this thing you call love?
The Hope, The Hero
#1245175: Jun 2nd 2017 at 7:11:29 PM

...I guess it is, yes.

"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."

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