Well, the bad news is that there's a woman in the forest who's twelve feet tall and eats humans. The good news is that I've had a chat with her, and she has promised not to eat you specifically, or anyone else I've left fang marks in.
-She looks up at Ori-
-Then forms a slow grin-
I— all I wanted was to be friends with you!
edited 2nd Jun '17 6:53:40 PM by SR3NORMANDY
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?This narrator actually isn't sure the extent of either Allen or Bryce(?)'s powers but the ship is pretty high up by now.
Ah, hell, this is Invader ZIM we're talking about and against all odds, it works and the ship comes crashing down to earth.
"Arrrrrgh! You miserable humans! You're already too late. She knows you're here. Now it's just a matter of time. eyehehehehehehehahahahahahehehehahaaaaaaaa!"
Eires regained some of their composure.
"Did I fucking stutter?"
edited 2nd Jun '17 6:53:25 PM by ImmortalFaust
[forum cryptid: it/it's]"...Why are you giving me that look?"
"Oh, okay. I just wanted to make sure we were on the same page before I did this."
-Taps Eires on the head and does almost the same thing as she did to Eve, with one difference-
-Kora just activated all of Eires's pain receptors at the same time-
-Every. Single. One-
Well, uh... how do I put this?
War has essentially been reduced to the occasional pirate fleet and mercenary force causing trouble, hatred is probably still a thing in that regard.
...And last time I checked, Mars has a serious economic problem. Though I blame that on the local commanding officer more than anything else.
(...Wait, did he say Mars?)
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."The ship exploded due to the law of dramatic effect, leaving the main wreck a burning mass while debris showered the area (roll to dodge).
Eires has been through a lot. Shot, stabbed, crushed under debris, name it and they could probably point you to a scar for it.
But nothing compared to this.
Eires screamed.
[forum cryptid: it/it's]Ramona, I don't want you picking fights with this woman, okay? Her name is Tracey, and I think I can get through to her. I don't want either of you getting hurt.
And it's especially important tha—
-One of her pointed ears twitches-
... Stay here.
-Whoosh, she's a black wolf, racing into the forest-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(Dib is taken alongside Bryce)
(Nevertheless, a host of debris falls around Dib, who's ducking to the ground covering his head)
(Most of it actually misses him)
...
(Brings his head back up and looks around him in awe)
...
-THUNK-
Rrgh-!!
(A stray pipe hits hits him in the giant fucking enormous head)
(Topples over on the ground)
edited 2nd Jun '17 7:10:48 PM by TheIcySneasel
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.

...
-tries to bend the satallite with PSYCHIC POWERS to give dib a confidence boost-
edited 2nd Jun '17 6:45:38 PM by Lilqueendaisy
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!