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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244701: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:01:41 PM

"I'm plenty attentive."

beautrix is hovering in the Kitchen, eating A Banana Cream Parfait

"Mmmhm...~"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1244702: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:05:34 PM

Oh, okay!

-SAV SAV SHE'S TOUCHING YOU!-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1244703: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:06:03 PM

   -Hey, Beau, why do you suddenly feel like someone's standing directly behind you?-   

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244704: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:08:38 PM

"... -turns- Rest of it's mine as well, hun."

"-whaps at her- Do not lay a finger on me."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1244705: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:16:38 PM

Good! Now.

-He puts his hands behind his back and begins to pace like a drill sergeant-

Ladies, the things I'm going to teach you to hunt are not your average woodland critters, nor are they-...

-He glances at the corpse pile again-

...Those.

What you are going to learn to fight are creatures designed from the ground-up by the struggle of nature and evolution to kill en-masse. The apex predators of apex predators! It is not enough to be the pinnacle of mankind to be a Monster Hunter! You must be a pinnacle of pinnacles. The kind of women who make children weep in terror at your presence.

Now, you haven't been officially signed with the guild yet, but I'm going to ask you to come up with your hunting codename. We don't use our real names amongst each other, it's a hunting culture thing.

Mine is Nephew. Do not ask about it.

edited 1st Jun '17 4:17:14 PM by MacDuffy

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1244706: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:21:44 PM

   Not here for the treat, "hun".   

edited 1st Jun '17 4:35:27 PM by ChrissieMcNapkins

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244707: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:36:21 PM

"Why're you called Nephew?"

good god this kid

"... You here to stare at the back of my neck? Cause there ain't much to stare. -tugs at her choker/collar/whatever a bit-"

edited 1st Jun '17 4:37:22 PM by Trip

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1244709: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:39:28 PM

Oh oh! I want mine to Fairy Dark Pony!

-oh god this girl-

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1244710: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:41:48 PM

......

-this is going to be harder than he thought-

Try something a little easier to say quickly....

...Two words at most.

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1244711: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:44:04 PM

   Mainly looking at these. -They poke at the wings a bit-   

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244712: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:46:23 PM

"Ow- fuckin'..."

"Yes, please don't touch the merch. Buuuuuut if ya wanna look, I'm up fo' a photoshoot!"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1244713: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:51:29 PM

Uhhhhhhh...

... White?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1244714: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:53:46 PM

....

-He purses his lips in thought and nods-

....Yyyeah, alright, White works.

-Glances over at Sav-

And you?

edited 1st Jun '17 4:54:02 PM by MacDuffy

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1244715: Jun 1st 2017 at 4:55:21 PM

   ...I'm not here for that kind of business.   

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244716: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:14:38 PM

"... Dumpster Baby. Cause that's what I feel like sometimes."

"Listen, just spit it out!"

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1244717: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:18:07 PM

Aww...

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1244718: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:19:54 PM

....

Okay, then.....Dumpster Baby.

-He claps his hands-

Alright! Those names'll look good on guild paperwork.

For now, we'll move on to the first step of our routine. Impact Training!

ChrissieMcNapkins bruhonetta from the traphouse Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
bruhonetta
#1244719: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:31:34 PM

   -Long sigh, getting a very bored tone in her voice-   

   Demon. Yes or no.   

I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244720: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:40:03 PM

"Ya, demon."

"... -throws a punch at Mia's arm- Done. Next."

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1244721: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:42:47 PM

AOCH! Why did you hit me?!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1244722: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:46:17 PM

Hahaha, cute!

-He holds up a rope, pulls out his hunting knife, and cuts it-

-Elsewhere, somewhere within the forest's edge directly behind the girls, a tightly-wound trebuchet is released, and fires a ballista bolt-sized log horizontally in the two girls' direction-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1244723: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:50:34 PM

-King Jazan is running through with a first aid kit-

-He's doing his best to avoid getting his cape caught on the trees-

Sir? Sir? Where are you?

Deer
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1244724: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:55:28 PM

Coughing from deep within the chest, further ahead.

dead devotion
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1244725: Jun 1st 2017 at 5:57:37 PM

"...? -d o d g e- ... what was that?"


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