What do you think would be a painless way to... uh... cancel a date with your sister?
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?(Dib's not sure)
(But he felt a huge bundle of nerves rile up when she asked that)
Uh- ...Nuh uh. Not technically anyway. It was... actually a gift. Which I know sounds weird, but... Yeah, it's kind of a long story.
edited 27th May '17 7:34:58 PM by TheIcySneasel
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.-Winces-
Y... yeah...
...
See, this is what I meant. Everyone eventually figures out I'm a moron and they're better off without me fucking shit up.
Oh, here!
-She takes out her smartphone, holds it up for the two of them, smiling beside Ramona as she snags one-
-She doesn't show up on it-
What if there’s no better word than just not saying anything?...
(Tugs his jacket collar)
(Go on, man. Tell on)
Um... Well... It started when I ran into this space lady. Well- I actually ran into two of them. One's apathetic and really nasty to life on other planets, and the other... Well, I was kinda scared of her at first. Which, hurt her feelings. And she dropped this, and I picked it up because whoa just look at it, y'know. So- to make it kinda short, I talked to the other- Uh, her name's Oriana by the way- I like talked to Oriana and I figured out she's actually really sweet and she's worried about how her sister's been acting and it sucks because she doesn't wanna be alone because she's immortal and she's lonely all the flippin time and I felt awful for her and-
I uh- like- ...Gave this back to her. But she let me have it and told me to take good care of it. So here I am.
...
...Did that just make any sense?
edited 27th May '17 7:45:33 PM by TheIcySneasel
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.Astute observation.
-He looks toward the source of the growing noise, coming closer and closer-
-Many tree branches are readily available, Jasmine, but the air itself is growing thicker. The tingle on your skin grows stronger, like you're being charged with static. Your hair begins to rise, just a little-
....This is a bad position, we need to get out of here.
edited 27th May '17 7:48:26 PM by MacDuffy
Away from here.
-He starts to move, as bestial sounds
echo through the woods, and the sound of snapping tree trunks begin to punctuate the heavy thooms.-

...Yeah. Yeah, it's definitely working.
"We all fail. We all make mistakes. That is what makes us human."