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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242526: May 25th 2017 at 10:26:55 PM

"Why would I do that? Makes more sense to eat it, that way it's not a waste."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242527: May 25th 2017 at 10:30:02 PM

-he shrugs-

Perhaps because they don't deserve to be used...

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242528: May 25th 2017 at 10:30:40 PM

"Hm?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242529: May 25th 2017 at 10:31:51 PM

Just a hypothetical- but were a planet to annoy you, you might not even feel they deserve being eaten.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242530: May 25th 2017 at 10:32:43 PM

"...Now there is a thought...you might have a point. I do have a saying, after all - when a bug bites someone, you stomp on it."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242531: May 25th 2017 at 10:35:12 PM

Exactly.

You think a planet is worth something when you eat it.

So why should you give them that privilege if you find them annoying?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242532: May 25th 2017 at 10:36:05 PM

"Well, sometimes I make it into an earring or a ring instead. Teach 'em a lesson."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242533: May 25th 2017 at 10:38:58 PM

Like that earring you're wearing now.

What did they do?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242534: May 25th 2017 at 10:40:36 PM

"Y'know, I don't even remember anymore. Heck, I forget if it was even inhabited."

edited 25th May '17 10:40:42 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242535: May 25th 2017 at 10:41:46 PM

Would you be able to check if it was?

It'd be fascinating to see how life may have- or nor- adapted if you sealed an inhabited planet...

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242536: May 25th 2017 at 10:43:14 PM

"Lemme see..."

-Projects an image on a wall-

-There do seem to be scattered traces of civilization...and, looming in the sky is, what one would expect from a planet earring, Kora's ear-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242537: May 25th 2017 at 10:44:25 PM

Mm.

Civilization's going strong.

Even if all they can see is an ear instead of a star.

Must be your body heat that sustains them.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242538: May 25th 2017 at 10:45:03 PM

"Hm, possibly."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242539: May 25th 2017 at 10:46:33 PM

Light's obviously given from the light around here...

So it's oddly inhabitable, I guess.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242540: May 25th 2017 at 10:47:04 PM

"Why, thinking of moving in?"

-She's obviously joking-

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242541: May 25th 2017 at 10:48:30 PM

Oh, of course not.

Besides- I doubt after meeting you, the people down there are a fan of immigration.

I'm perfectly fine with being here.

Where all I see of those who look remotely human- is an ear.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242542: May 25th 2017 at 10:50:15 PM

"Chill, I was joking."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242543: May 25th 2017 at 10:51:25 PM

Oh, I know you were.

-smiles-

Still.

I was playing along with the joke.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242544: May 25th 2017 at 10:51:48 PM

"I mean, I'd have to charge rent."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242545: May 25th 2017 at 10:53:32 PM

Why, because you appreciate me?

-smirks-

Because I don't see you charging rent for the people on your ear.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242546: May 25th 2017 at 10:56:45 PM

"Well I didn't think of it until just now."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242547: May 25th 2017 at 10:58:32 PM

Glad I gave you that idea, then.

Little bit of extra- well- I suppose trade-able goods, rather than currency.

More of a tithe, rather than rent...

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242548: May 25th 2017 at 11:00:36 PM

"I'd have to hash out the specifics of it..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242549: May 25th 2017 at 11:02:21 PM

Something to think over.

There are precious metals that are common to most planets, after all.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242550: May 25th 2017 at 11:03:45 PM

"Hmm, for more jewelry..."


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