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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242201: May 25th 2017 at 3:03:17 PM

"...Okay."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242202: May 25th 2017 at 3:03:56 PM

Quoth the Alien: "Limited interaction with less-developed civilizations"

And I imagine that also applies to the Colonialist of the 19th Century.

-in a mocking wistful tone- Whom most assuredly take on the burden of teaching those "less-developed" tribes of the third world the ways of civil life...

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1242203: May 25th 2017 at 3:04:03 PM

"... why? My name's... my name's normal."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1242204: May 25th 2017 at 3:04:51 PM

Look, I — I accept you. I know that must not nearly be enough, but I do.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242205: May 25th 2017 at 3:05:34 PM

"...Thanks."

"It sounds like a food! 'Yes, I'll have an order of Ramona, please.'"

-Seems he's too busy laughing to answer that comment about his attitude-

edited 25th May '17 3:05:51 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242206: May 25th 2017 at 3:06:29 PM

-notices this-

-and starts to laugh himself-

1.5 imperial gallons of tea were consumed during the writing of this post
Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1242207: May 25th 2017 at 3:10:19 PM

...Look, I'm gonna go, okay?

She hears footsteps, and then they get quieter.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242208: May 25th 2017 at 3:12:57 PM

"..."

{What am I doing...?}

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1242209: May 25th 2017 at 3:14:26 PM

He sees a nightstand by one of the rooms and puts the vase upon it. He sighs and puts a hand to his head.

He opens his eyes and the vase starts to tip.

!

He grabs it before it falls off the nightstand and rights it.

Damn it.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242210: May 25th 2017 at 3:20:19 PM

"See? See, the old human agrees..."

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242211: May 25th 2017 at 3:22:12 PM

Oh, no.

I'm laughing at you.

Besides, I'm not old- I'm just 35.

My hair's just naturally grey.

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Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1242212: May 25th 2017 at 3:23:19 PM

"... -curls inward a bit- ... -pulls her hat right over her face-"

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1242213: May 25th 2017 at 3:24:19 PM

He looks around for anyone that could see him before walking down the hall, towards the stairs.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242214: May 25th 2017 at 3:37:21 PM

-Stops laughing upon that comment-

"Laughing at who now?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242215: May 25th 2017 at 3:37:53 PM

The one with the name that begins with the letter J.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242216: May 25th 2017 at 3:39:56 PM

"...Jamona, gotcha."

Super elite recovery

edited 25th May '17 3:40:03 PM by Randomman5

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242217: May 25th 2017 at 3:40:43 PM

No, it's Jaco.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242218: May 25th 2017 at 3:46:48 PM

"Y-you wouldn't dare insult a super-elite Galactic Patrolman!"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242219: May 25th 2017 at 3:50:07 PM

My family history is all about raising a middle-finger to those who consider themselves our betters.

One of my ancestors went as far as to go rogue and become hunted by his homeland- an Empire of Imperialists back then.

So what makes you so special, and I, so 'undeveloped'?

Surely it's not something so little as technology, is it?

I mean, sure- gun beats spear, but guns can break. And they need to be maintained. Wouldn't you agree?

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242220: May 25th 2017 at 3:51:25 PM

"W-well yes, but..."

Boxen whatever he can Since: Jan, 2013
whatever he can
#1242221: May 25th 2017 at 3:52:18 PM

Bryce lies on the couch, flicking a pen between his fingers.

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RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242222: May 25th 2017 at 3:53:51 PM

All things break if you know how to break them.

Even humans.

Even... aliens.

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242223: May 25th 2017 at 3:54:22 PM

"Are you threatening me?"

RegularDefender MAYONNAISE from Blighty Since: Nov, 2012 Relationship Status: Singularity
MAYONNAISE
#1242224: May 25th 2017 at 3:57:00 PM

-deadpan- No, I'm just making a point.

-in a lighter tone- It's your choice whether to think of it as a threat. -smirks slightly-

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Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1242225: May 25th 2017 at 3:57:49 PM

"Well...it's my official position that I heard nothing."


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