Oh....
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-back to the planet-
Hello tiny people, um, I hope you can hear me like this. I'm not going to hurt any of you at all.
And um... I'm supposed to take care of this little planet right now because a bigger, stronger, very nice god told me to. So if you could please calm down, that would be very nice. Okay?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!(Nods his head as if he actually follows along with that)
Right, right...
Cause, I mean- Why would you eat a planet if you've already gotten to know the people that inhabit that planet?
Cuzlike- If I were a mass of huge space energy that absolutely had to eat a whole bunch of worlds, I'd like go for the uninhabited ones and, if I had to eat one with life on it, I wouldn't want to go down there and get acquainted with them. Cause, man... You meet them but then you eat their world and...
Doesn't that feel weird...?
edited 16th May '17 9:47:34 PM by TheIcySneasel
Standing in the shadows at the end of my bed.

-He holds a hand out at her-
Kid, kid! Slow your roll! D'you even know what kinda bottle cap this is?
edited 16th May '17 9:13:30 PM by MacDuffy