Ahhh, okay, okay, more the Highlander type. Cool stuff, I like it! Always wanted to take up swordfightin', never really had the time. Or a sword!
-He takes a casual lean against the wall of the room-
Mister Rabbit, you got the eye of a discernin' type o' guy. Kinda guy who's got a game plan. Tell me: You like money?
Of course. You don't let just anyone use a sword. You could cut off your own damn head if you're not careful.
Leave it to the strong folk like me to fight in the front lines.
-There's a twinkle in that rabbit's eye-
Listen, there's not much I love more than money. Well, except my Rey, of course... Whatcha got in your head right now?
Deer-His sunglasses gleam, and his grin widens-
Hah-hah, I knew it! Pegged ya for a guy like that! 'Course, who doesn't love money, right? Best thing in the whole god damn world.
-He waltzes up and puts a buddy-buddy arm around Lapino's shoulder-
Rabbit, my friend, I got a whole strategy figured out. Got a plan, a backup plan, and a backup plan for the backup, feel me?
Now: first off, how well d'you know the owner of this place?
It's Lapino, not rabbit, or bunny, or bun bun.
-Lapino scoffs as he lifts the man's arm off his shoulder-
Though, you are right about the money.
Owner, you say? I... actually don't know much about the owner here. Perhaps they went up and died somewhere? This place is more like... more like a place for misfits to squat in.
...
Though, that doesn't mean that some people aren't loaded here.
DeerYou've got good eyes, Lapino, but you gotta broaden your perspective!
You've heard the old folk tale, right? Guy starts out with nothin' but a single piece of straw, but he makes enough smart trades he ends up a millionaire.
'Course, big smoggy urban environment, you ain't gonna find many crops. But I got my hands on this straw, and that's close enough!
edited 14th May '17 11:13:28 PM by MacDuffy

Well eating people is wrong! You're all alive and should be staying that way!
... Oh! Do you have a name mister?
LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!