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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1239276: May 14th 2017 at 10:48:43 PM

Well eating people is wrong! You're all alive and should be staying that way!

... Oh! Do you have a name mister?

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1239277: May 14th 2017 at 10:49:23 PM

"D-Devin, Miss...Apparently-Goddess, Ma'am..."

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239278: May 14th 2017 at 10:49:41 PM

Me? Oh, nah nah. I stab. Slash. Cut. Anyone's who tries to throw me into a grave, I'll defeat.

'Sides, a fencing sword is too tiny for my tastes. Not enough weight to it.

-Lapino returns the favor with a wide smirk-

edited 14th May '17 10:51:02 PM by Tatsumar

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Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1239279: May 14th 2017 at 10:51:15 PM

Mine is Mia! I like your name!

Uh... Sorry for scaring you and everyone else.

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1239280: May 14th 2017 at 10:52:08 PM

"I-It's alright...h-hey, Miss Mia, I'm gonna call you back...this is a lot to take in..."

MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239281: May 14th 2017 at 10:53:44 PM

Ahhh, okay, okay, more the Highlander type. Cool stuff, I like it! Always wanted to take up swordfightin', never really had the time. Or a sword!

-He takes a casual lean against the wall of the room-

Mister Rabbit, you got the eye of a discernin' type o' guy. Kinda guy who's got a game plan. Tell me: You like money?

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239282: May 14th 2017 at 10:56:57 PM

Of course. You don't let just anyone use a sword. You could cut off your own damn head if you're not careful.

Leave it to the strong folk like me to fight in the front lines.

-There's a twinkle in that rabbit's eye-

Listen, there's not much I love more than money. Well, except my Rey, of course... Whatcha got in your head right now?

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239283: May 14th 2017 at 11:00:20 PM

-His sunglasses gleam, and his grin widens-

Hah-hah, I knew it! Pegged ya for a guy like that! 'Course, who doesn't love money, right? Best thing in the whole god damn world.

-He waltzes up and puts a buddy-buddy arm around Lapino's shoulder-

Rabbit, my friend, I got a whole strategy figured out. Got a plan, a backup plan, and a backup plan for the backup, feel me?

Now: first off, how well d'you know the owner of this place?

Lilqueendaisy A chill feller from Not Earth Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: In love with love
A chill feller
#1239284: May 14th 2017 at 11:01:40 PM

Okay! Have a nice day!

LOVE IS STORED IN THE AXOLOTL!
Randomman5 "The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-" Since: Oct, 2011 Relationship Status: Forming Voltron
"The Perfect Villain Doesn't Exi-"
#1239285: May 14th 2017 at 11:01:58 PM

"Y-you too..."

-Hangs up-

edited 14th May '17 11:02:12 PM by Randomman5

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239286: May 14th 2017 at 11:03:43 PM

It's Lapino, not rabbit, or bunny, or bun bun.

-Lapino scoffs as he lifts the man's arm off his shoulder-

Though, you are right about the money.

Owner, you say? I... actually don't know much about the owner here. Perhaps they went up and died somewhere? This place is more like... more like a place for misfits to squat in.

...

Though, that doesn't mean that some people aren't loaded here.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239287: May 14th 2017 at 11:06:33 PM

...Huh. Hippie commune, huh? S'fine, s'fine, I can work with that! That's why the backup plan exists.

Alright, lessie here......

-He roots through his pockets, before pulling out....a drinking straw-

See this?

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239288: May 14th 2017 at 11:08:37 PM

...

That's... that's a straw.

Look, I've made weird plans before, but...this?

edited 14th May '17 11:12:38 PM by Tatsumar

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239289: May 14th 2017 at 11:13:14 PM

You've got good eyes, Lapino, but you gotta broaden your perspective!

You've heard the old folk tale, right? Guy starts out with nothin' but a single piece of straw, but he makes enough smart trades he ends up a millionaire.

'Course, big smoggy urban environment, you ain't gonna find many crops. But I got my hands on this straw, and that's close enough!

edited 14th May '17 11:13:28 PM by MacDuffy

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239290: May 14th 2017 at 11:15:04 PM

So you're just gonna keep trading until you have something valuable?

Doesn't look like a plan that requires any extra muscle.

So uh, good luck getting anything better with the straw though. I wouldn't give you crap for that.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239291: May 14th 2017 at 11:17:12 PM

-His sunglasses gleam again, and he gets a challenger's smirk on him-

You sure about that?

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239292: May 14th 2017 at 11:19:03 PM

I'm really sure about that.

I'm not some dumb fox, for sure. And you could try to mug me if you get desperate. It just won't end well for you.

-Lapino crosses his arms with a cocky look on his face-

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239293: May 14th 2017 at 11:23:06 PM

Mug you? C'mon, now, I'm offended. I ain't a crook, I'm gonna make my fortune fair and square; No cheatin'.

-He twirls the straw deftly between his fingers-

Tatsumar Since: Mar, 2011
#1239294: May 14th 2017 at 11:25:17 PM

Ain't nothing wrong with being a crook mister. I'm a crook myself.

Just try and find someone other than me who'd trade you something for that straw, cause I'm not having it.

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MacDuffy from Enies Lobby Since: Jun, 2011 Relationship Status: Drift compatible
#1239295: May 14th 2017 at 11:29:22 PM

Heyyy, I'm not pushin' any offers, I'm just sayin' you shouldn't judge the worth of somethin' till you really think about it!

You're a smart rabbit, Mister Lapino, humor me for a sec: How many uses for a straw can ya come up with, off the top o' your head?

Trip Since: Mar, 2012
#1239296: May 15th 2017 at 6:02:20 AM

sporadique

guess who's fuckin' main roomin its the witch ramona.

ImmortalFaust sess10n status: l0st from a spaceship in hell Since: Nov, 2013 Relationship Status: Faithful to 2D
sess10n status: l0st
#1239297: May 15th 2017 at 12:36:59 PM

From the sound of it, Eires is downstairs in the firing range.

Arc is out and about in the woods, as is Akane.

Vash slept through it all on the couch.

[forum cryptid: it/it's]
megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1239298: May 15th 2017 at 4:00:34 PM

Upstairs

(Homura is walking down the hall towards the stairs.)

The damned queen and the relentless knight.
foxmccloud4387 Since: Mar, 2011
#1239299: May 15th 2017 at 4:07:24 PM

(Skyla emerges from the bathroom, an icepack on her forehead)

Ow... owie... ow...

megarockman from The Sixth Borough (Experienced Trainee)
#1239300: May 15th 2017 at 4:09:23 PM

Upstairs

Homura: (stops and looks at Skyla emerging in pain) ...

The damned queen and the relentless knight.

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